Fuck cunting arse shit bollocks

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Just a reminder that we can swear on here - no need for asterisks or leaving letters out. Looks so twee.

You’re fucking welcome.

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Absolutely fucking love this bollocks post, laughing my tits off. Well fucking done

I work in a secondary school. My quota of swearing is used up there on a daily basis. I come on here for the grown up talk....so you can all fuck right off to the other side of fuck, then fuck off a bit more

Now I'm fucking pissed off because I can't afford any twatting pearls to clutch.

Thank you so much for this, I have the book but have never heard this version and it’s made my day 😂

Im trying to work this out.. is it

Fuck off to the far side of far away when you get there fuck off some more?

If so, that's the greatest and longest acronym I've ever read.

Haha me too !!

Seriously you all need to hang out with the year 9 boys.

i dont swear in person so I won't do it online.
Everyone to their own.
F & blind away.

Can I get in a preemptive “Nethuns is that way, cuntface” for any pearl clutchers who stop by to say “But there’s just no neeeeeeed for it!”?

Did anyone see countdown yesterdays? The letters round was something like...
CABEFIUNT

How low class can you go?

You can also say shit like dead and sex.

No unaliving here please. This is not Tiktok.

No need for this sort of fucking language you absolute fucker.

No 'cockwombling' though.

So fucking twee.

Yes this!!!!!!!

I always thought cockwomble was such a wet insult.

See also 'I'm so cross'
Oooo sorry hard! 😂

Most of them upper class people I know swear... do love hearing 'do fuck of you twat' in a posh voice!

Not 'far away' but 'fuck and...'

I never understand why people put sec instead of sex. Weirdos

I got deleted for using fucking in a sentence when I disagreed with someone. Aggressive apparently - who fucking knew!!

I've seen something along the lines of "It was just a w* not a p* ," about a pet wrecking a blanket. You do have to wonder how anxious these people must be in real life, not daring to type wee or poo, never mind piss and shit.

I think swearing could be used to treat anxiety. That's what I'm saying.

Bloody asterisks making a fool of me. Wxx and pxx is what I'm trying to illustrate.

Hoon deserves EVERTHING. The tit-fucking bumblefuck

With a bollocks shit wank fuck piss.