Fuck cunting arse shit bollocks

[StroppyTop]

Just a reminder that we can swear on here - no need for asterisks or leaving letters out. Looks so twee.

You’re fucking welcome.

All we need is a ‘Drunk Thread’ tomorrow evening (with an opening post of ‘Bar’s open!’ and various requests to budge up and offering of snacks) and it’ll be like 2015 again.

Fucking marvellous.

A well placed expletive is a thing of beauty

But has it ever occurred to you that some of us might be the opposite?

Sometimes it's absolutely necessary

This is making me think of insults, you can basically be called any thing here in Glasgow preceded with fucking and it is an insult
you F'n banger/rocket/melon/tit/chair leg/tadger/roaster/bampot/eejit/Gollum
I left out the outrageous ones obvs but basically it would be connotations of the above running a riot

@howdoesyourgardengrowinmay

abso-fucking-lutely!

Fuck yes, have you read some of tbe fucking posts?

hear you go.

I know sweating is allowed but i don't swear so prefer to use asterisks when I'm typing one out, if I ever need to include a swearword in what I'm posting. I don't feel offended in the slightest at most swear words that I read here, but dont like saying or writing them. I don't really mind if I seem twee. I say 'flip' and 'gosh" in real life too!

I don't swear but I do sweat, by the way. I know sweating is ok on mumsnet.

Daniagainagainagain
Jux
You can do initial letters though for longer phrases like

*fottfsofawygtfosm"

I fucking love that one.

Im trying to work this out.. is it

Fuck off to the far side of far away when you get there fuck off some more?

If so, that's the greatest and longest acronym I've ever read.

Nearly! It's

fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there fuck off some more

@CatamaranViper JD Kirk is on MN

"Seriously you all need to hang out with the year 9 boys."

If my year 9 boy swore at me he'd get a fucking clip round the ear hole

Bastards. All of them. Fucking bastards.
( Now back to my wine.)

This has really fucking cheered me up. Nice one 👍 😁

Away tae fuck!

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Shit arse bollocks definitely flows better.

Bullpoo sounds like a dog (bulldog poodle x ?)

"Fucking rocket" is my favourite glasweigan insult of all time

"Fuck wank bollocks shitting arse head and hole" flows even better 🤣

@PandaChopChop
Bear in mind in Glasgow we call you a good cunt as a compliment 🤣

Is cock juggling thundercunt allowed?! I always think that's a beauty!

@Kwam31 🤣🤣

Sure i have seen that film.

I raise you

https://codepo8.github.io/shakespeare-insult-generator/