Fuck cunting arse shit bollocks

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Just a reminder that we can swear on here - no need for asterisks or leaving letters out. Looks so twee.

You’re fucking welcome.

I've found my fucking people! 😂

Thanks to that Bob hoon insult generator, the next twater that crosses my path will be called a sheep-eyed jakey bastard

It's not a class thing. The very posh people I know would make a sailor blush.

Aaaaannddd they've arrived!

Still remember reading the original thread that featured "off you fuck, cuntychops" which was my favourite phrase for about a ... decade?

I remember laughing when I read that!!

Here, have a ❤️

Yep.

He's a sound cunt is the highest praise where I am.

My husband says I can get more malice and threat into the two syllable word "bawbag" than anyone he's ever met.

Noooo.....is he really?? 😮😮

I'm have been professionally trained to talk shit.

(Worked in the call centre of one of the water and sewerage companies for many a fucking year...until I thought "Fuck you, you fuckers!" ...and fucked off...)

Im keeping "a sheep-grabbing streak of pish" handy for work tomorrow

I ain’t sayin nothin

Well thank fuck for that! One of my very favourite phases I ever have seen on mn is "fuck off to fuckdom and when you get there fuck off some more" Bloody love it!

I would just like to announce that I have changed my username in honour of this thread.

You missed out twat. I do love that word but for the life of me I cannot say or even type the C word.

I’ve said it 4 times in my life, 46 next week. All 4 times I’ve shouted it at the tele to my team’s goalkeeer ( Jordan Pickford ) for being shit. And then I’ve been ashamed 😂

Fucking cost of living crisis

I still use it 🤣

My favourite exclamation has to be 'fucketty tit-wank.' It says it all, really.

I’m reading that in Bill Nighy’s voice 😆