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Fuck cunting arse shit bollocks

143 replies

StroppyTop · 11/01/2024 15:16

Just a reminder that we can swear on here - no need for asterisks or leaving letters out. Looks so twee.

You’re fucking welcome.

OP posts:
Idreamofparis · 11/01/2024 22:09

I've found my fucking people! 😂

Hmindr68 · 11/01/2024 22:15

Thanks to that Bob hoon insult generator, the next twater that crosses my path will be called a sheep-eyed jakey bastard

LikeagoddamnVampire · 11/01/2024 22:37

BloomingViolets · 11/01/2024 16:06

How low class can you go?

It's not a class thing. The very posh people I know would make a sailor blush.

LikeagoddamnVampire · 11/01/2024 22:42

LlynTegid · 11/01/2024 17:37

Just because you can does not mean you have to.

Aaaaannddd they've arrived!

LikeagoddamnVampire · 11/01/2024 22:43

Still remember reading the original thread that featured "off you fuck, cuntychops" which was my favourite phrase for about a ... decade?

CatamaranViper · 11/01/2024 22:48

ErrolTheDragon · 11/01/2024 17:42

I've never read anything of his yet, but a while ago this thread popped up

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4708863-i-dont-think-this-author-did-their-mumsnet-research?page=1

... Grin

I remember laughing when I read that!!

Here, have a ❤️

LikeagoddamnVampire · 11/01/2024 22:49

Kwam31 · 11/01/2024 21:35

@PandaChopChop
Bear in mind in Glasgow we call you a good cunt as a compliment 🤣

Yep.

He's a sound cunt is the highest praise where I am.

My husband says I can get more malice and threat into the two syllable word "bawbag" than anyone he's ever met.

CatamaranViper · 11/01/2024 22:52

shreknjumps · 11/01/2024 19:59

@CatamaranViper JD Kirk is on MN

Noooo.....is he really?? 😮😮

MrsMoastyToasty · 11/01/2024 22:55

I'm have been professionally trained to talk shit.

(Worked in the call centre of one of the water and sewerage companies for many a fucking year...until I thought "Fuck you, you fuckers!" ...and fucked off...)

CatamaranViper · 11/01/2024 22:56

Hmindr68 · 11/01/2024 22:15

Thanks to that Bob hoon insult generator, the next twater that crosses my path will be called a sheep-eyed jakey bastard

Im keeping "a sheep-grabbing streak of pish" handy for work tomorrow

FuckityFuckBollocks · 11/01/2024 23:04

I ain’t sayin nothin

urrrgh46 · 11/01/2024 23:18

Well thank fuck for that! One of my very favourite phases I ever have seen on mn is "fuck off to fuckdom and when you get there fuck off some more" Bloody love it!

FuckBalledTwattyPiss · 12/01/2024 01:27

I would just like to announce that I have changed my username in honour of this thread.

Zoflorabore · 12/01/2024 01:32

You missed out twat. I do love that word but for the life of me I cannot say or even type the C word.

I’ve said it 4 times in my life, 46 next week. All 4 times I’ve shouted it at the tele to my team’s goalkeeer ( Jordan Pickford ) for being shit. And then I’ve been ashamed 😂

TheTigerWhoCameToEatMyHusband · 12/01/2024 01:37

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 11/01/2024 15:57

Now I'm fucking pissed off because I can't afford any twatting pearls to clutch.

Fucking cost of living crisis

PandaChopChop · 12/01/2024 10:43

LikeagoddamnVampire · 11/01/2024 22:43

Still remember reading the original thread that featured "off you fuck, cuntychops" which was my favourite phrase for about a ... decade?

I still use it 🤣

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 12/01/2024 13:57

My favourite exclamation has to be 'fucketty tit-wank.' It says it all, really.

Findmysanity · 13/01/2024 11:28

PandaChopChop · 11/01/2024 21:34

"Fuck wank bollocks shitting arse head and hole" flows even better 🤣

I’m reading that in Bill Nighy’s voice 😆

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