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Fuck cunting arse shit bollocks

143 replies

StroppyTop · 11/01/2024 15:16

Just a reminder that we can swear on here - no need for asterisks or leaving letters out. Looks so twee.

You’re fucking welcome.

OP posts:
StroppyTop · 11/01/2024 17:33

Aw, you lovely bunch of cunting fuckers, now I’ve got something in my eye.

Actually, I was having a bad day but this is helping. Appreciate the new friends too.

I enjoy a good curse as much as the next fucker, but it’s the tweeness of the fucking asterisks that boils my piss.

OP posts:
LlynTegid · 11/01/2024 17:37

Just because you can does not mean you have to.

ErrolTheDragon · 11/01/2024 17:42

CatamaranViper · 11/01/2024 15:26

My favourite author has a character that is well known for having a foul mouth and has a brilliant sweary insult generator on his website:
https://jdkirk.com/the-bob-hoon-insult-generator/

Just if anyone wants some new phrases to use!

I've never read anything of his yet, but a while ago this thread popped up

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4708863-i-dont-think-this-author-did-their-mumsnet-research?page=1

... Grin

squidgybits · 11/01/2024 17:50

They say it is people of higher intellect who swear
I am Glaswegian, as Billy Connelly has said, it's merely verbal punctuation here

Tarkan · 11/01/2024 17:52

squidgybits · 11/01/2024 17:50

They say it is people of higher intellect who swear
I am Glaswegian, as Billy Connelly has said, it's merely verbal punctuation here

Im Glaswegian too although I live over on the east coast now.

My mum still tells the story of my first day at nursery when a boy came over to us, pointed at me and said "whit's her fucking name then?" Grin

ForTonightGodisaDJ · 11/01/2024 17:53

Yaaayy! 🙃 Pity I didn't see this yesterday

PandaChopChop · 11/01/2024 17:53

My shitting car just spectacularly failed its fucking MOT and I'm fucking raaaaaaaging. I need this thread!

emmetgirl · 11/01/2024 18:00

I think I love you.

RainsweptAndUninteresting · 11/01/2024 18:12

I call my best mate Cuntchops and in turn he calls me Fuckface
Causes quite a stir in Starbucks

Zeroperspective · 11/01/2024 18:13

@CatamaranViper my sincerest of thank yous for that link! Will come in very fucking handy 😂 I only clicked on the link cos that much swearing means it's gotta be worth a read so thank you also to the OP for brightening my day

Onehappymam · 11/01/2024 18:16

Always thought it should be ‘get your fucks in a row’.

Makes much more sense.

Octowussy · 11/01/2024 18:24

This post reminded me of my old manager, she told me swearing wasn't lady-like. I should have told her to fuck off

lovelyoldtree · 11/01/2024 18:25

Brilliant 😂😂😂 fucking loving this thread!

Justcallmebebes · 11/01/2024 18:32

Swearing is great, in context but if you can't string a sentence together without profanities, well that's not so great

FindingMeno · 11/01/2024 18:36

Sometimes get the impression though that some very naice ladies on here are all 'gosh' and 'oh my' in RL.
I dunno, it sticks out to me when the swearwords don't flow naturally.

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 11/01/2024 18:45

Fucking Cunt Shit

breathes

MagpiePi · 11/01/2024 18:46

Any fucker who actually uses the phrases 'f-bomb' or 'S-H-one-t' can get their shitty arses to the far side of fuck. Bunch of bollocking twatty cunts.

VerityUnreasonble · 11/01/2024 18:48

@ErrolTheDragon I'm glad you linked that thread, I was just going to go find it. It was great.

Oscarlimadelta1 · 11/01/2024 18:49

Me too 😂

squidgybits · 11/01/2024 18:49

I think this thread is providing a bit of therapy to some people, including myself
Thanks Op and all contributing
Should Tena not be sponsoring this site? 😂

Tomasinabombadil · 11/01/2024 18:50

@CatamaranViper
I’ve just realised that I haven’t read the Robert (Bob) Hoon series of books….😳What a fucking plonker am I. Off to order book 1 now.🤣
I’m currently reading the DCI Logan series, with Hoon a senior police officer & Logan’s boss & then was ‘let go’, and is in dead end jobs but still occasionally helps out Logan with his gruesome murders investigations.

SaladFingerz · 11/01/2024 18:50

What does twee mean? Seems to be word of the month ...

coxesorangepippin · 11/01/2024 18:50

This post reminded me of my old manager, she told me swearing wasn't lady-like. I should have told her to fuck off

^

😱😂

ItsVeryHyacinthBucket · 11/01/2024 18:51

I prefer the construct “shit arse bollocks” myself, but each to their own OP.

To quote a particularly twee example from yesterday, anything else is just “bullpoo” 😂