Fuck cunting arse shit bollocks

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Just a reminder that we can swear on here - no need for asterisks or leaving letters out. Looks so twee.

You’re fucking welcome.

Aw, you lovely bunch of cunting fuckers, now I’ve got something in my eye.

Actually, I was having a bad day but this is helping. Appreciate the new friends too.

I enjoy a good curse as much as the next fucker, but it’s the tweeness of the fucking asterisks that boils my piss.

Just because you can does not mean you have to.

I've never read anything of his yet, but a while ago this thread popped up

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4708863-i-dont-think-this-author-did-their-mumsnet-research?page=1

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They say it is people of higher intellect who swear
I am Glaswegian, as Billy Connelly has said, it's merely verbal punctuation here

Im Glaswegian too although I live over on the east coast now.

My mum still tells the story of my first day at nursery when a boy came over to us, pointed at me and said "whit's her fucking name then?"

Yaaayy! 🙃 Pity I didn't see this yesterday

My shitting car just spectacularly failed its fucking MOT and I'm fucking raaaaaaaging. I need this thread!

I think I love you.

I call my best mate Cuntchops and in turn he calls me Fuckface
Causes quite a stir in Starbucks

@CatamaranViper my sincerest of thank yous for that link! Will come in very fucking handy 😂 I only clicked on the link cos that much swearing means it's gotta be worth a read so thank you also to the OP for brightening my day

Always thought it should be ‘get your fucks in a row’.

Makes much more sense.

This post reminded me of my old manager, she told me swearing wasn't lady-like. I should have told her to fuck off

Brilliant 😂😂😂 fucking loving this thread!

Swearing is great, in context but if you can't string a sentence together without profanities, well that's not so great

Sometimes get the impression though that some very naice ladies on here are all 'gosh' and 'oh my' in RL.
I dunno, it sticks out to me when the swearwords don't flow naturally.

Fucking Cunt Shit

breathes

Any fucker who actually uses the phrases 'f-bomb' or 'S-H-one-t' can get their shitty arses to the far side of fuck. Bunch of bollocking twatty cunts.

@ErrolTheDragon I'm glad you linked that thread, I was just going to go find it. It was great.

Me too 😂

I think this thread is providing a bit of therapy to some people, including myself
Thanks Op and all contributing
Should Tena not be sponsoring this site? 😂

@CatamaranViper
I’ve just realised that I haven’t read the Robert (Bob) Hoon series of books….😳What a fucking plonker am I. Off to order book 1 now.🤣
I’m currently reading the DCI Logan series, with Hoon a senior police officer & Logan’s boss & then was ‘let go’, and is in dead end jobs but still occasionally helps out Logan with his gruesome murders investigations.

What does twee mean? Seems to be word of the month ...

This post reminded me of my old manager, she told me swearing wasn't lady-like. I should have told her to fuck off

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😱😂

I prefer the construct “shit arse bollocks” myself, but each to their own OP.

To quote a particularly twee example from yesterday, anything else is just “bullpoo” 😂