Anyone actually excited about a Sunak/Tory government

[jgw1]

Can anyone point to anything Sunak and the Tories have done over the past 14 years that excites them, and makes them go, I want to vote for them again?

I am excited that he opened up new ways of becoming really wealthy, such as being in a VIP lane for a Covid contract. And the fact that you can become a Lord for life , despite having a terrible track record in public life, simply by having the right connections and donating to the Tories

I am most impressed by the range and number of exciting reasons to like Sunak and the Tories. I was quite unaware there were so many and that he inspired such a loyal following.

I think you have posted this in the wrong place, this thread is for excitement about Sunak and the Tories.

Don't worry my systems have had a reboot since yesterday and I am now on fine form.

three prime ministers in 6 weeks, 10 education secretaries, 16 housing ministers
Yes the Tories do seem to be throwing everything at winning the votes of stationery printers, although I'd imagine that's quite a niche demographic

Exciting how they democratise jobs and everyone, however dim a Tory politician you are, however corrupt and obnoxious, you get a chance to play politics, fill your boots and stuff the HOL with your mates.

@jgw1 ha, ha- yep I'm excited for a total lack of planning, more bust councils and seeing the antics of a combination of posh old duffers, spivs and absolutely thick but full of self belief wide boys and gals strutting their stuff and waving their flags

I could be excited to see what unexpected and innovative citizen friendly policies the tory team come out with next.
Exciting and invigorating to know nothing is off limits. Someone of the calibre of Suella Braverman as home Secretary- you got it.
A drive to ensure all disabled people work from home or starve - you got it.
Migrants housed on a large prison boat off Dorset - again already achieved.
Mind-blowing what these tories can do.😚

Hi Rishi

That image of Braverman in heels standing on the tail of a visually-impaired man's guide dog eloquently captures the essence of the Tories. Who wouldn't vote for more of that?

I do find flag waving as well as dick waving exciting. I am sure that Sunak and his government will provide plenty more of both.

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In my utter excitement I forgot about the at least 10 environment secretaries - to help with all the flooding.

The current holder, Steve Barclay, has had the job twice - first time round was for two months, so lots of experience there.

2 hours and no one has found any more excitements about the government and our beloved Prime Minister, that is a disappointment.

I am looking forward to continue paying towards his helicopter flights, wouldn't want him travelling with the great unwashed

I’m excited to be governed by people who went ro
Oxford who don’t seem to know what ‘restore factory settings’ means😮Sespite probably heading up loads of IT companies.

Very strange

I’m still excited by the prospect of sunlit uplands - oh wait, that was two PMs ago, wasn’t it?

Wasn't it 3 or 4?

I am looking forward to the scrapping of Inheritance tax, it will cost the country only £7b but the benefits for Sunak and Hunt's children will be huge

😂😂

He might like to meet my BIL (he's very short)

Satire surely?

They are both better than the Johnson/Corbyn choice last election though..

You forgot the schools minister sticking her middle finger up at protestors. It's like a far-fetched American Netflix series. Love it! 🥰