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How many Greggs sausage rolls could you eat in one sitting?

163 replies

glassconcreteandstone · 03/01/2024 19:19

Just that.

I reckon I could do 5 at a push. (Plus a bonus steak bake...)

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FingerLickingGod · 03/01/2024 19:22

3

TheLadyIsAVamp · 03/01/2024 19:22

I think 3, I could probably force down a steak bake aswell though.

TastesLikeStrawberriesOnASummerEvening · 03/01/2024 19:23

Ooh, 4 probably, then a cream cake for afters.
I'd no doubt feel a bit sick, but totes worth it.
I'd buy extra for later, and a cheese savoury sandwich, if in the North East I'd also add a ham and pease pudding stottie and a peach melba.
I love Greggs ❤️

Jojobees · 03/01/2024 19:23

Me none I don’t like them, but my 14 year old regularly eats the 4 pack in a day.

FaiIureToLunch · 03/01/2024 19:23

Easily 6

OpalOrchid · 03/01/2024 19:24

4

VeganNugsNotDrugs · 03/01/2024 19:24

6-8? 10 might be pushing it

TheQuiveringMole · 03/01/2024 19:24

I used to eat the pack of 4 when walking my toddler son in the park.He is nearly 14 now and I still remember how happy I was munching on a Greggs sausage roll and him actually falling to sleep ha ha.

Iam4eels · 03/01/2024 19:25

Probably three? Maybe four if I was really hungry. I'll have an either an empire biscuit or a corned beef pasty for afterwards though.

GigiAnnna · 03/01/2024 19:25

I could easily eat 2 but I'd stop at 1. But at the moment I'm not eating sausage rolls as I'm on a diet.

TitaniasAss · 03/01/2024 19:26

None, because they give me chronic heartburn, sadly.

Stringagal · 03/01/2024 19:26

I’d be bored after 3 and regretful after 4, but reckon I’d manage 5 in an emergency. With a chocolate eclair for afters.

Waitingfordoggo · 03/01/2024 19:26

I wouldn’t- I don’t get the appeal. I’m a snob about sausage rolls- the only ones worth eating IMO are homemade or artisan ones from a farmer’s market 😂

I reckon my 15 year-old DS could easily hoover five or six for a snack though.

NewYear24 · 03/01/2024 19:27

4 and a yum yum.

JennyHumphrey · 03/01/2024 19:27

I reckon 20 if in a competition with a good cash prize and bragging rights. Without cash prize/ego motivation, I reckon I could get through 6 with a hangover before I decided enough is enough.

Terfosaurus · 03/01/2024 19:27

I ate 4 once. But felt uncomfortably full. So I think 3.

I mean, I could force down 5 or 6 if I had to. I always think 2 is a 'portion' though.

LubaLuca · 03/01/2024 19:28

Easily 4, I think I could push to 6 or 7 if it was competitive. Vegan ones, I bloody love those salty bastards.

Iam4eels · 03/01/2024 19:28

Might need to drive to the 24hr Greggs now and get myself a pack.

Doyouthinktheyknow · 03/01/2024 19:28

2 and some crisps.

More than 2 would probably put me off for life!

JustWhatWeDontNeed · 03/01/2024 19:28

They'd have to be the vegan ones. I'm a pig when it comes to savoury pastry.

Definitely 4. Probably 6 if I was suitably famished.

TheQuiveringMole · 03/01/2024 19:28

Bringing a drinking session/hangover changes the game and I'd up my bid to at least 6 before I felt sick.

TastesLikeStrawberriesOnASummerEvening · 03/01/2024 19:28

TheQuiveringMole · 03/01/2024 19:24

I used to eat the pack of 4 when walking my toddler son in the park.He is nearly 14 now and I still remember how happy I was munching on a Greggs sausage roll and him actually falling to sleep ha ha.

Did you not give him one?
I gave them to my now 22yr old.

cavalier · 03/01/2024 19:28

Half that’s all … thank goodness
the pastry doesn’t like me lol
so I’m grateful or I’d be fatter than I am

Ragwort · 03/01/2024 19:29

Waiting I am like you, I love homemade by me sausage rolls and could easily eat five or six of my own Blush but don't see the appeal of the Greggs ones.

OpalOrchid · 03/01/2024 19:29

I'd need a caramel doughnut after 4 to make it a balanced meal though.