How many Greggs sausage rolls could you eat in one sitting?

[glassconcreteandstone]

Just that.

I reckon I could do 5 at a push. (Plus a bonus steak bake...)

Really fancied a sausage roll the other week (I was starving hungry!) and bought 2… wolfed the first one down but could barely manage 2 mouthfuls of the second.
Ended up feeling a bit🤢 even DP can only manage 2 - and he’s a greedy sod!

@Discomboobulated

only one week, that's just greedy!!

I'm vegetarian, have been for 33years, I don't remember/know if I had what the meat ones are like.

i was very excited at the proposal of vegetarian ones. Then they came out vegan (fine, I used to be vegan, but some current vegan processed food is vile

sadly, the vegan ones are vile.

Greggs has gone downhill. I'm SE & they've stopped doing most of their vegetarian options, what they do, do is never hot & they won't heat them up.

i have family in South Shields, I feel a visit coming on!

best guess, I'd enjoy one, I'd eat 2, in a competition I could probably do a ridiculous amount but not enjoy them.

when they had nice bakes, I could easily do 2, never tried but suspect 4 wouldn't have been a challenge.

I have one in walking distance, I think it's just as well it's a disappointment these days!!

I've never had one but get the impression most are eating them cold? Surely the joy of a Sausage Roll would be sun temperature hot and greasy!

As opposed to competitive over eating?
Not sure bragging of gorging on 4-6 sausage rolls is healthy either.

I could probably eat half of one.

I'd struggle with one, or indeed any other make that is available.

2 at a push, not because I'd be full but I've always found any type of sausage quite sickly 😐 chicken bakes on the other hand about 4/5 I reckon

Can't say I've ever noticed a competitive over-eating thread on Mumsnet! And I was actually joking when I said I could eat 6 or more!

Yeah, yeah! We believe you!

None.

@RagzRebooted

If you're moving north.... Skip Greggs.. find a Cooplands..

I lived near Hull but moved away. I miss Cooplands more than anything. 🤣

I have been tempted to travel by train for two hours just to go to Cooplands 😊

https://cooplands-bakery.co.uk/

Blimey, I've not heard of them and see that there are quite a few local to me, including where I grew up!

It's been a couple years since I had a Cooplands. I used to get the sausage rolls, cheese straws and a belgian shaped bun with chocolatey toffeey caramely type sauce poured on the top...
Heavenly.
I'd pick that over a night with Idris.. 🤪🤣

He's dead:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idris_of_Libya

Well it's a good job I'd rather a Cooplands then I guess.. shame.. that beard looks tickly in the right places. 🤪

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No Greggs in my county 😭 However, I reckon two from my local bakery, but only if I peeled the pastry off!

I don’t eat meat so none but I could eat 2 vegan sausage rolls and definitely 2 slices of their pizza.

Oh god, Cooplands.

They do these cheese straws which are just greasy, salty cheesy puff pastry. They're dirty but they're delicious dirty. 45p each or £1.50 for a pack of six. I sometimes share a pack with the kids on our way home from the shops but I reckon I could eat a whole pack to myself.

Greggs are bringing back vegan steak bakes.

About 4 I reckon, 5 at a push!

2.5, freshly heated so that they're not flabby or lukewarm and accompanied by a can of fizzy pop. I have reason to know this. Part way through the third I couldn't face another bite of sausage roll but could probably have found my appetite again if I'd been offered a slice of pizza or a doughnut.

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I have eaten six to myself several times and I feel fuck all guilt.

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