How many Greggs sausage rolls could you eat in one sitting?

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Just that.

I reckon I could do 5 at a push. (Plus a bonus steak bake...)

I’ve never eaten anything from Gregg - what’s the deal with them? How come so loved?

1. I'd rather stop at 2 and want more, than have more and feel sick.

"In an emergency" made me chuckle. Trying to envision the types of emergencies which require sausage roll eating.

None (probably a grimly high number if I wasn't coeliac though 🤗😆....)

4 probably, followed by a chocolate covered biscuit (star, Christmas tree, bat depending on season)

1.5 but I also open up the Pastry and cut half the sausage out ( length ways ) because that's my prefered meat to the pastry ratio sensory wise.

I get 2 usually but only 1 if I am following up with a pink jammie donut.
Yesterday I had one slice of the pepperoni pizza and one sausage roll. That felt just a tiny bit too much....but then again I did have a bag of crisps too.
For my birthday last year I really fancied a takeaway pizza (dominos or something) but as I'm the only one in the family who likes pizza it seemed far to expensive.
So I had 2 Greggs Pizza slices and -ehem - 2 donuts (it was my birthday after all 😂).
I really did feel a bit queasy after that.

Greggs is so overrated imo.
The smell is revolting.

A third of one would keep my family of 4 fed for two weeks.

Nah, I recon I could have between 3 and 4. I could have two and that would be a nice lunch, but I’m not sure if it would be number 3 or 4 that would make me feel sick. They’d have to be hot though.
And then a custard doughnut obviously

I've done 4. I don't think I could do more than that.

My secondary school used to give 2 sausage rolls with chips and beans as a portion.

3 or maybe 4 of the vegan ones.

I've never had more than 1 at a time. I reckon I could six if was starving hungry. But I'd feel sick after, too greasy. My 20 year old I reckon could eat more than 10 easily. He came home drunk and ate two entire good to go bags.

I'm currently reading this out to my 17 year old son. He tells me he had six at once, then felt sick, but as it was a competition with friends he "smashed two together and ate them quickly" so his answer is "8".

I had a pack of 4 in a Too Good to Go bag. My mum said they freeze well. I had to hide the fact that they did not even make it back to my house.

Too many.

None they are vile

The big ones ?
Im a large lady much bigger than most mumsnetters and I buy them all the time from Iceland I can manage two.at the most

my max is 6

None. Acid reflux has well and truly got me. I look on longingly. Could have done 4 before.

But if it was just the pastry then it's be 47.

You and I are the same!

1 I think, the saltiness of the meat tends to start irritating my tongue near the end of one.

Although I could happily peel and eat the pastry from another 2 or 3 if I could ditch the sausage bit.

I’ve never eaten anything from Greggs, but I used to have a colleague that would come into the office with a sausage roll from there. The smell and the fact the bag went transparent with grease always made me feel a bit nauseous.

So none.

Maybe one and a half? They’re so salty and greasy I’d struggle to get to 2.