Guess what just happened to me in a women's public toilet

[LavaLamp7]

There post was just 2 ??

You had a pee?

Eddie Izzard asked you for a tampon?

Oh for fucks sake. Stop drip feeding.

😂

Looks like you have name changed to tell us, so spill

You took a shit and ran out of bog roll?

Was it like one of those break-out song and dance routines in High School Musical, and all five cubicles doors flew open at once to reveal dancers dressed as The Five Decades of Lulu?

Did a Jehovah's Witness knock and ask if you'd considered your salvation?

You gave birth........

To an elephant.

You managed not to leave a drip of wee on the seat?

You were asked to leave because you were wearing a skirt but have a full beard???

I reckon there was an earthquake, OP became stranded behind a huge chasm of cliffs, with molten lava boiling and spitting below, and had to invent a whole new toilet-based civilisation from scratch using only a toilet roll holder and spit.

Cilla rose from the dead and popped her head round the cubicle and shouted "SURPRISE! SURPRISE!"?

Omg this us such a male type of post.

Snapped and farted?

I mean, we do expect a diagram, OP.

Smudged your lipstick whilst adjusting your set of breasts?

Dropped your phone down the toilet so you've had to fish it out to post this and tell us about it.

You didn't walk off with a length of bog roll stuck to your foot and your skirt tucked in your knickers.

Hate it when that happens.

An entertaining gif, at the very least.

You were reading the graffiti on the wall and someone has written the answer to what was in the Victorian safe?

Eaten by a T.Rex?

YE DID SOMETHING DISGUSTANG

Let me guess - someone thought that because you had short hair and were wearing trousers that you were a man?

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