Who lives in this house??

[nosyparker888]

I don't have the answer but I would love to know who lives here!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140785712#/?channel=RES_BUY

Someone with no children or pets, hobbies or interests imo!

I mean, it's impressivly big and clean but it's soulless.

I’m confused by the question, are you assuming it’s someone famous? Or just wondering what kind of person earns enough money for a house like that?

It doesn’t look like anyone lives there right now. Just ordinary people but their home makes their life appear as though it has tinsel on top. 😊

Someone who doesn't suffer from migraines or balance issues, and who can afford a cleaner?

Someone with a lot of friends/massive family(all those chairs at the dining table), they like booze so much that it doesn't annoy them to see bottles of it everywhere, they like to 'live, laugh, love' and they don't mind having cold feet.

JR Ewing

Footballer

An arsenal footballer. Their training ground is near there.

Also single (only men's clothes in the wardrobe). 🧐

I'd be surprised if anyone lived in it at all. Looks completely soulless and unloved.

My dog would have that wine wall down on day 1 🤣

The live laugh love mirror.. shows money can't buy you taste!

No one. It’s one of those soulless, expensive rentals, interior-designed by a committee to the buzzwords ‘bling’ and ‘unexceptional’. It has all the charm and individuality of a Holiday Inn on a retail park.

Anthony Hopkins?

It says AH on the front mat doesn't it? I can't think of any other AH's 😅

My cats would hate all those polished floors. They already 'scooby do' (run without getting anywhere) on our wood floor when they're playing but at least we have rugs they can get to!

Someone with more money than taste? Very ostentatious anyway.

Alison Hammond? Adolf Hitler!
https://playback.fm/people/initials/ah

id break every bone in my body with those marble floors

I don't think anyone lives in it, really.

When I saw the outside I was so excited - it looked like it was going to be so lovely.

Inside...😱

I’d have to put a carpet down

I reckon Anthony Hopkins probably has real books in his study, not book wallpaper. Alison Hammond wouldn’t be able to afford a 6M house.

got to be a footballer

Someone who says their career is an "influencer"?

Someone young enough to remember which of the dozens of identical kitchen units the fridge is in. It would take me 15 minutes to find it every time I wanted some milk for my tea!

I think it's a football sports agents house...

Somebody not very good at interior design.

The furniture doesn't fit the space at all. The breakfast bar stools are cramped, yet there are chairs in some kind of void!

I do love the wine though haha

I have no idea, but I'm 90% certain the wall of books on pic 17 is a decal!

I agree totally.
They were the only 2 which sprang to mind.

I think the whole place looks like a cold tasteless showroom from somewhere in the early 2000s.