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Conkersinautumn · 20/10/2023 18:24

Fake books eeruuuuuuwwww

anonimoxyz · 20/10/2023 18:25

Definitely childless. Look at all that undrunk wine 😂

Finestreason · 20/10/2023 18:25

ElleCapitaine · 20/10/2023 18:16

It’s very Kelly Hoppen - the bland leading the bland.

That’s it! It is very her.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 20/10/2023 18:25

@whatsappdoc You never see the giraffes move, but every morning they are just that little bit closer...

katsusando · 20/10/2023 18:25

Hideously decorated. No idea how to properly utilise the space - there's no need for either of those foul blue chairs in the hallway to be pushed up against the wall.

Completely soulless.

Starseeking · 20/10/2023 18:28

Someone who likes shiny slippery floors 😱😱😱

therealcookiemonster · 20/10/2023 18:28

more proof that money can't buy taste....

Littlemissprosecco · 20/10/2023 18:29

Well it’s a Yuck from me!
The floors however, will be heated, so no need for socks, therefore no slippage issues. Unless of course you’re on the wine!!

mathanxiety · 20/10/2023 18:29

Someone with a lot more money than taste.

If they are the ones responsible for the interior desecration, they should be ducked in the village pond.

Mirabai · 20/10/2023 18:31

Def a footballer or someone who has done well in light entertainment.

ChampagneLassie · 20/10/2023 18:33

mewkins · 20/10/2023 16:03

An arsenal footballer. Their training ground is near there.

Also single (only men's clothes in the wardrobe). 🧐

This would be my guess. It’s terribly tacky and lacking in style. Almost as if someone said make it look like a footballers house.

Taketheplunge · 20/10/2023 18:35

A young man. Probably a footballer. The fake books are hilarious and as for the art work and those llama things on the lawn, page 35

Escapetofrance · 20/10/2023 18:42

Not my cup of tea, but it would be fun to slide around the marble halls in fluffy socks.

choccytime · 20/10/2023 18:49

It's awful apart from the wine !😬

saltrock123 · 20/10/2023 18:53

Tacky and tasteless.

AnOldCynic · 20/10/2023 18:53

You'd have to pay me £6M to live there.....

Albioncreed · 20/10/2023 18:54

It's mine

Tequilamockinbird · 20/10/2023 19:23

The wedding photos are 2 different couples. Don't recognize either of them though

Who lives in this house??
Who lives in this house??
AKAanothername · 20/10/2023 19:49

I know that house, although not since it's been updated. I went to many parties, Sunday lunches, wedding celebrations etc in that house from late 70s to early 90s.

Haven't a clue who owns it now.

Fireisland · 20/10/2023 19:57

The bookcase wallpaper is tragic

Ameanstreakamilewide · 20/10/2023 21:12

nosyparker888 · 20/10/2023 15:44

I don't have the answer but I would love to know who lives here!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140785712#/?channel=RES_BUY

I dunno, but that floor is a death trap!

LightDrizzle · 20/10/2023 21:13

Footballer with no taste.

Sartre · 20/10/2023 21:51

Someone with zero class or intellect. I’d guess it’s a successful business owner, probably rags to riches or something. The book wallpaper is fucking depressing.

NahNahKissHimGoodbye · 21/10/2023 00:26

Someone noveau-riche . Footballer and his WAG?

TheFireflies · 21/10/2023 00:41

Tequilamockinbird · 20/10/2023 19:23

The wedding photos are 2 different couples. Don't recognize either of them though

So I’d say a divorced 50-something dad and those are his kids.

It is honestly one of the most hideous interiors I’ve ever seen, though. If the guy is a successful property developer he can’t possibly do houses up to his own taste, nobody would buy them

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