Who lives in this house??

[nosyparker888]

I don't have the answer but I would love to know who lives here!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140785712#/?channel=RES_BUY

Someone with plenty of money but poor taste.

If ever there was an example of money over taste, this is it. It looked quite interesting from the outside (apart from the drive) but the ‘extensive renovations’ are anything but ‘stunning’.

I was just thinking that!

I'm going with a property developer. The address is registered to someone who is a company director, something to do with property development...... I need to get a life 😕

Him.

Someone with lots of money and poor taste.

I'm sure it would be more like death by misadventure in the dark.

Wow 😱 an alcoholic with all that wine? A business man perhaps or a footballer as previously suggested. Seems a sin that some people can't even afford heating at the minute 😕

That Pimlico Plumber bloke?

So many things to twat your head on in there! It's not for me, I need a padded environment 😁

Definitely not me - I would NEVER let my wine cabinet get that full

He lives! Again!😂

Thank you for posting I love a neb at someone’s gauche house. Looks like a Toby carvery

footballer I guess?

there was a house near us all done up then some company came in furnished it all etc so buyer just came in lived there then sold and moved on when they wanted a change. to me this place looks like that very designer but no personality. with my track record of accidents i think i would have broken bones in no time

What an unloved house. Furnishings are tacky and tasteless. True that you can't buy class.

I’m going with owned by a developer but leased to either a footballer / agent, perhaps with his main home (& family?) abroad - very masculine house, but the old fashioned chair would surely be out of kilter with that, as a footballer would want an ergonomic chair, so perhaps not a sportsman, or his agent / business adviser sits at the desk. Clearly, I am over-invested here!

I'm literally sitting in a Holiday Inn next to an A road . Not only is my room at least ten times more welcoming than that monstrosity, the staff were doing a lucky dip for everyone they checked in, and I've won a free drink.

That house is just so bleak! I imagine it is quite stunning, considering how many times you'd concuss yourself skidding over on the floors.

6.7 million! Muso

😂

Absolutely tacky. Much nicer pre-vandalism.
And that first short flight of stairs looks to have dangerously narrow treads, especially with all that marble around.

Someone who has paid a lot of money for really very mediocre interior design. Utterly soulless and dull.

A beautiful home with character from the outside, but completely without soul or warmth on the inside.

Ryan Giggs - I can imagine him in a house like that, or perhaps a Russian oligarch. The shape of the turquoise sofa is popular in Turkey/Middle East so it might be owned by a Saudi family though rarely used by them - though the wedding photos look more western.

It’s very Kelly Hoppen - the bland leading the bland.

The giraffes would give me nightmares. I imagine looking out of the windows at dusk and them walking slowly towards me...