Who lives in this house??

[nosyparker888]

I don't have the answer but I would love to know who lives here!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140785712#/?channel=RES_BUY

A single bloke, the decor is very masculine. Not my cup of tea at all.

A man who’s never cleaned a floor in his life! I do hope the cleaner is extraordinarily well paid.
I do appreciate the garden giraffes though.

Del Trotter

I don't think anyone truly lives there. Someone bought it decorated the way it is (including the wine), stayed there occasionally, and now he is selling it.

I'm loving the sculptures
It would be great house to play Murder in the dark

a footballer?
Male, rich, single, childless.
Also interior designed by a developer.
Nothing about it to my taste.

A footballer with OCD? Anyone else notice the doormat?

There are wedding pictures on the wall, but it also looks like only a man lives there... maybe that's the reason for the sale!

Looks like somebody who spends a lot of time 'traveling on business...'

Someone with loads of money and no taste.

But not single because there are wedding photos.

Someone with very grippy shoes 😂

Is it Amanda Holden? Those chairs look familiar from a Hello type mag feature I once saw. 🤷‍♀️

Someone who didn't mind the prospect of spending a lot of time in traction, dreadful
taste & more money than sense...

my place is too small, but I'd still seriously rather live here than there.

I thought footballer initially but I don’t know if they’d be that into the wine collection (unless it’s just for show not drinking?) and it definitely screams single bloke but there’s wedding photos on the living room wall. It also says 6beds but there’s only photos of a couple so there could be kids rooms too? I reckon a “new money” business person, there’s a lot of suits in that wall in wardrobe.

I think the wedding photos look like two slightly different couples - maybe photos from the weddings of adult children? I think it's an older, divorced man.

Wedding pictures doesn't necessarily mean it's the owners wedding photos, when I enlarged the photo it is of 2 different couples, so maybe a child's wedding or a sister/brother?

I would love to live there. I wonder if I could extend my mortgage until I am age 756 so I could get it. I love all the sculptures apart from what I think is a horse near the house? The others are clearly art i.e. multicoloured.

And the bookcase wallpaper, that's a bit naff.

Tacky

Oh my god, it's so awful

I don't know, but I don't like it. It's looks cold and empty.

Imagine the heating bills!

Joey Tribbiani.

Love the giraffes in the garden, but the rest is awful.

I actually like it.
Id most definitely make it more personal and homey but estate agents deliberately like them sparse for sale purposes.

Picture 17 of 38!!!!!!
The fake butler!!!!