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I just had a massive salad

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SoRainbowRhythms · 01/10/2023 14:23

I'm on holiday and had a massive salad. I couldn't finish it.

What MN cliche have you done today?

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eastiseastwestiswest · 01/10/2023 14:23

Done a pregnancy test far too early 🤣

Whataretheodds · 01/10/2023 14:26

I also had a massive salad on holiday!

Yoga later, so maybe I can snap and fart.

CharlotteRumpling · 01/10/2023 14:26

I didn't answer my door!

yogasaurus · 01/10/2023 14:39

Left the bastard.

nobleisle · 01/10/2023 14:41

Said did you mean to be so rude to a woman at Pret 😂

MoiraRosesBaybay · 01/10/2023 14:43

Well you won’t need to eat for a fortnight then.

Saschka · 01/10/2023 14:49

I had a massive salad in a pub last week too! Genuinely was the size I would serve family-style for multiple people to help themselves. I don’t believe anyone could have finished it. It wasn’t particularly calorific, it was just really big.

The sides were massive too, DS ordered a side of broccoli and got a dinner plate piled high. Again, about 4x the size we were expecting. I assume new chef with no sense of portion control.

Edited to add: we eat in that pub a lot, and the serving sizes are usually completely unremarkable - that’s what made it so odd.

Tonight1 · 01/10/2023 14:52

Was in hospital and didn't start a thread let alone give a blow by blow update!

I was more interested in the snack machine

Purplepeoniesdroppingpetals · 01/10/2023 14:57

Patio done. That is all (head tilt)

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 01/10/2023 15:00

All of my animals are Adopt Not Shop (rescues)

fishfingersandtoes · 01/10/2023 15:01

Well done!
I've batch cooked some soup.

StanleyGoodspeed · 01/10/2023 15:01

I just Zoflorad the bin😁

ScoobyDoNot · 01/10/2023 15:05

I just roasted a chicken.
That's four of us fed for the next 2 weeks at least!

LittleG69 · 01/10/2023 15:06

Got all my ducks in a row

MrsMoastyToasty · 01/10/2023 15:07

Helped clear my elderly DM's spare room. She won't get rid of anything so it's all around other parts of the house.

AliciaLime · 01/10/2023 15:07

Put my big girl pants on. But only because I’m a big girl.

olderbutwiser · 01/10/2023 15:09

Massive salad. I have one every day.

I have Failed to Get A Grip though, so am going for a nap.

goingtotown · 01/10/2023 15:10

Cleaned two toilets with a toilet brush.

Florabundance · 01/10/2023 15:12

@ScoobyDoNot...a chicken that'll feed 4 people for two weeks...was it a chicken/emu hybrid ?

theduchessofspork · 01/10/2023 15:12

I am decluttering in order to Get A Grip

theduchessofspork · 01/10/2023 15:13

Florabundance · 01/10/2023 15:12

@ScoobyDoNot...a chicken that'll feed 4 people for two weeks...was it a chicken/emu hybrid ?

Noooo it was a MN chicken

FindingMeno · 01/10/2023 15:13

I didn't shower or bath today.

Badaba · 01/10/2023 15:14

StanleyGoodspeed · 01/10/2023 15:01

I just Zoflorad the bin😁

I didn't open this thread expecting to be a cliché, but omg I did this 😂.

DontGiveMeThatOldCrap · 01/10/2023 15:14

ScoobyDoNot · 01/10/2023 15:05

I just roasted a chicken.
That's four of us fed for the next 2 weeks at least!

Are you actually really a family of mice??

SoRainbowRhythms · 01/10/2023 15:14

Florabundance · 01/10/2023 15:12

@ScoobyDoNot...a chicken that'll feed 4 people for two weeks...was it a chicken/emu hybrid ?

MN chickens feed the entire street for a month.

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