I just had a massive salad

[SoRainbowRhythms]

I'm on holiday and had a massive salad. I couldn't finish it.

What MN cliche have you done today?

Poo crumbs and fanny gravel.

I’m looking to book a Spa day

I bought the shoes back.

@70isaLimitNotaTarget I thought about this before I posted 😂

I didn’t want to read and run….

I can’t go on holiday let alone afford a massive salad. I live rurally and can’t drive so my 15 children have to walk five miles to school. You have first world problems OP.

Well I think it's grim.

My DD loves olives and spinach. Should I be worried? (All her friends eat chicken nuggets)

I'm really worried in case the the delivery man/decorator/builder etc will ask to use my toilet.

Doesn't it count if it was naice ham??

I took Balonz to soft play and got upset because other kids weren't playing fairly in the ball pit.

I laughed so hard that I woke the baby.

I drink half a bottle of wine a day.
I know I am an alcoholic, before a chat with my GP, should I try and cut down or will that be dangerous at these levels?

I used the phrase "It's an invitation, not a summons."

Fumed about all the noise from the neighbours playing music and bouncing balls in their garden.

(actually it is quite annoying)

I told someone off for using a child parking spot because their DC looked about 4 and they don't need it. Everyone in the car park clapped and cheered.

I also name-changed but made sure everyone knew how long I’d been around by mentioning penis beaker and Mexican house thief.

You should have taken his super soaker with you.

I did a deep clean last week.
I did not cancel the cleaner (we have a good relationship) this week and so presumed she would clean the oven etc.

The ring doorbell and inside cameras caught her on my pelaton and then leaving 5 minutes early.
AIBU (posting for trafic)

Had a baking session and eaten most of it myself!
(Oink oink)

I am making chicken for tea. Me and dd can share a breast (tbf the ones from costco are ginormous and really can fill multiple people)

Did she use your scales before she left and can you now see her weight on your phone? If she is slimmer than you, YANBU, sack her immediately. If she is fatter than you, keep her on and leave bowls of kale out in the hope she finds them and helps herself.

Unnecessary drip feed, so I’m going to flounce off in a huff now. Did you mean to be so nasty?! What a horrible place this is. What happened to #bekind?

Tinkly laughing at all of these

I spent the afternoon pondering what to call my child beginning with the letter Z, to go with my other DC’s Zebedee, Zebra and Zanzibar.