I just had a massive salad

[SoRainbowRhythms]

I'm on holiday and had a massive salad. I couldn't finish it.

What MN cliche have you done today?

I tilted my head so far it actually fell off, I don't know if I should go to A&E or hang around and start a thread whilst wasting time and take medical advice from absolute random people on the Internet.

I am so annoyed my mil tried to look at me and talk. I have a DH problem.

I did that just this evening!

Just burnt the house down after finding a spider, it was the only option according to my fellow mumsnetters.

Just wanted to add that I'm in France and the French children are very well behaved.

Actually you've just reminded me OP, I went to a cafe today and some woman was letting her kids run riot in there. It was absolutely disgraceful. When she left she didn't even sweep and mop the floor afterwards. Grim.

Oh I diagnosed an obnoxious older person with dementia too!

I’m a doctor though, and they really do have dementia (brain changes on CT, clear collateral history, significant impairment on cognitive testing). The obnoxiousness is longstanding and unrelated, according to his family.