I just had a massive salad

[SoRainbowRhythms]

I'm on holiday and had a massive salad. I couldn't finish it.

What MN cliche have you done today?

I've just finished the chicken that I roasted 21 days ago.

After making stock I buried the bones in the garden to grow some more chickens.

I'm vegan and now I've just told you all that I am!

Oooh me neither. I'm half in pj's and half dressed. Can't be arsed to get fully dressed or put any makeup on. Even went to Sainsburys like this. My DP was horrified and refused to come with me

@yogasaurus - as this is a Lighthearted thread, did you ltb because the vipers recommended you to or off your own bat? I'm not sure if it counts if you did it without Mumsnet advice.

Not lighthearted – I hope you're okay

I didn't consider the rude bitch in the supermarket could be neurodiverse

I diagnosed someone with early onset dementia.

I've just been out doing my hobby.

An MN chicken should last until Christmas!

Scrolled through mn in my pj's. Had salad for breakfast on Friday though. Very energising. Made hummus and a tapenade just now. Dinner in slow cooker. Have not suggested LTB yet, but it is early. Briefly thought about boiling bath towels at lava degrees but nah. Wistfully thought about an ex. Looked at the jobs that need doing, but had housework blinkers on, so didn't crumble. Went to a shop and only got exactly what I needed.
Living the dream here!

I put the loo brush (that I don't have) through the dishwasher with the dog's bowls ( that I don't own)

What are you doing with the rest ? 😂

I can tell who you are, just from you saying that. It's so outing.

Is it an MN chicken* or a MN chicken^

If you say "emm enn" then its "an" but if you do the whole MumsNet in your inner speaking voice , it's "a"

Wanders off to Pedants' Corner to ponder .......................

Decide I cannot get worked up about it

DH got absolutely plastered last night on a night out. I was disappointed (I had brought him some pizza home from my night out that I knew he'd love and he was too drunk to eat it!) Didn't get as far as considering to LTB though 😜

i bragged about my child loving cavolo nero

I judged someone who put on Facebook that they had a banging hangover.

I emailed my boss with proof that I’m a regular mumsnet user so that she can immediately up my salary to (at least) 100k.

I thought @SoRainbowRhythms is loving all the drama of her thread.

I'm sure she's the person who wrote something about salad 5 years ago.

I may have to report her.

I was decluttering, but then DH rang up and insisted I pick him up from the station. I did, but then gave my head a wobble and now I’ve decided to LTB.

Booked a spa day and left him with the kids.

I namechanged. And I clutched my pearls. While rearranging my accessories tray.

I'm wondering whether or not to post a photo of myself and ask you all to guess how old I am.

I told my MIL she was crossing boundaries by calling to our house unannounced

We are having our sunday pate and French bread treat for dinner later
The rest of the tub will last us for lunches the whole week

Spent far too long googling and reading MN threads trying to help me decide if a blue line on a pregnancy test read long after it should’ve been, could be positive