Weirdest name your kid has given a teddy

[GetToTheChopperrr]

DS (5) has always been completely unimaginative when it comes to naming teddies. Lots of Huggy Bears and Monkey/Rabbit etc... He decided to rename two tonight, and we now have Screwdriver and Walmart. No idea where those names have come from!

We have Specimen, who is a chicken. It suits him.

'Robot' the dog
'Pipe' the dog
'Housework' the teddy

Croof and Crem, bears obviously.

We had a Kung-gi (god knows how to spell it!) and a Pang-gi.
No idea where they came from… We’re from Devon!

We had 'Teddy', pronounced, 'Tiddy'!

A toy dog called Spee.

She also has a baby doll called Grumpy

We had sponge and sword the goldfish

We have a bear called Oblong. I think there was a logical reason for the name but I've forgotten what it could be!

Not a teddy, but as a tot DS fell in love with an Early Learning Centre wind out tape measure in the charity shop. It was red, yellow and blue....he named it Greenie 🤣 he's 16 now and still has Greenie the pet tape measure!

I mean they were cuddly toy fish, not fish fish

Horncat

Derek

And Omlette

A bear called 'duck'. There must have been logic somewhere

Marmite

Bagel the sheep 🤷🏽‍♀️

We had Roy the hippo too

Fat Rudolph
Mr Rangoon
Betty Stotter (rag doll, ran a dance school 😃)

😂 we have Steve and Craig for my 4 year olds bears.....no idea why!

Big Dave. That was a fun chat at school!

I had a snail called Snigger
and my brother names everything John-Jeffrey

My daughter got a bird soft toy from the zoo when she was 2, we asked her what she was gonna call him and she said "twatty"

He soon became Tatty instead

My niece named our friend's cat. Sausage.

We have a toy dog called Bagel. He is a beagle. My son misheard what type of dog it was.

Panty - a dog who pants when you press his paw.
Every time I hear the name I think of panty liner!