Weirdest name your kid has given a teddy

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DS (5) has always been completely unimaginative when it comes to naming teddies. Lots of Huggy Bears and Monkey/Rabbit etc... He decided to rename two tonight, and we now have Screwdriver and Walmart. No idea where those names have come from!

Bumby-Bum-Bear. Both DC have the same bear, and they both have the same name🙄

Not a teddy, but DS has a wooden sword named "Glorious" who uses the pronouns "she/ her"

Love this! Nothing to add. We have Dinosaur, Bear and The Other Bear here.

We have a cuddly pig she named ‘I Can’t Wait to Get my Presents at Christmas’ when she was 3.

Seriously. The piggy still has its full name nearly 2 years on…

This has just made me and DH laugh, nice change though.

Horny for a cuddly unicorn. 🤔I gently persuaded her that Uni might suit it better.

A teddy cow called 'Hang-hong'

I love Greenie the tape measure

DD1 has always been very into dolls, not so good with names - we have Pink Baby (arrived dressed in pink), Big Baby (bigger than the first one) and Wild Hair Dolly (lots of hair that she can't get a brush through).

DS has a bear called Stan, no idea why.

My dc have always had pretty logical names for their cuddly toys.
I can't say the same for myself though.
I used to have an Orville the duck Teddy that I named 'green beak' it had an orange beak 😆

I have a Teddy here called Boris Johnson

Ds also has a Derek. He's a frog pyjama case. Although DS had always kept a lip balm in it in case he needs one in the Night.

A weird bird puppet thing with a long beak dd called pecker she then proceeded to ask us all would we like to stroke her pecker 😂 I've suggested other names but pecker it remains.

A girl at my daughter’s primary school had a teddy she decided to call Wanker. I think she announced it a school and the teacher had to explain awkwardly that it wasn’t appropriate.

We have a tartan and a teacup

We have a baby doll called hardbargain. I don't know why. And a doll called Kevin.. because I mentioned it looked like Kevin keegan with long curly hair, so it stuck.

We also have an elf called carnickel monopoly!

David island

Housetray the tiger!!

Mohammed

DS has a bear called Sewn...which is sweet because his nanna made him.

I had monkey monk when I was a kid.

Bimbo and Mankers

We have a bear called "Sad Lonely Guy"

And a small pink hamster looking thing called 'Pig"

My granddaughter has dolls named Papilla and Coyus.

She would shout 'Dance Papilla! Dance Coyus!' and jiggle the dolls about aggressively.

When my granddaughter sees her Aunty (my younger daughter) she always shouts 'Dance Coyus!'

No idea where either name came from or why she attached one to Aunty.

When anyone dances now we shout 'Dance Coyus!'

we had a giraffe called “Wuz” no idea how or why 😂

When DS started nursery, he had a jellycat elephant as his comfort toy. Another boy had the exact same one and the staff were a bit nervous about how to distinguish them. It turned out to be fine. The other boy called his toy "Elephant" whilst ours was Mr Elephant