What's the most BORING subject people can bring up?

[NewYorkFirstTimer]

Inspired by another thread. Of all the subjects someone can bring up in conversation what's the one that makes you want to roll your eyes so far back you can see behind your brain?

Light-hearted of course

Politics

Their dreams. Also horoscopes.

Sport of any kind.

Dreams

Their kids
Their pets
Brexit (either side)
The Tories (I'm Labour but I hate that droning other Labour voters do)
Their holidays

The various weight of bike parts. 😒

Cricket

Financial investments and pensions, usually because they want to comfortably mull over their prudent provision for the future at leeength.

I don't mind horoscopes and dreams as long as it's not a blow by blow retelling.

Pets

Their children

OMG you guys have such fun lives! I'd be delighted to have conversations about any of those... instead I get insurance arrangements, traffic, medical issues and treatments and the ways in which one's boss is shit!

Football
Sport generally unless they were actually playing
Their ironing
Other details of their housework routine

Horses.

Oh god yes, I agree with dreams. Why would I possibly care?

Electric cars. Being vegan.

Love Island
Illuminati
Conspiracy theories particularly how PD died

Travel. I don’t care how you got here or how you get home.

Haemorrhoids I get bored to the arse end of nowhere on that topic

Sport, particularly football 😴

Cruises

Same! Especially anything to do with childcare during the baby / toddler phase 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Their weight and diet
Schools
Football

My DH has a hobby that is very technical and that he is very committed to.

Anything to do with that.

Agree kids. A couple of sentences fine.

Long stories zzzz. The younger the more boring.