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What I noticed in the theme park today..

288 replies

Window82 · 11/08/2023 23:00

  1. too many men wearing no tops, but gold chains.
  2. a lot of swearing
  3. a lot of tight fitting dresses seemed a bit hot
  4. kids in uncomfortable shoes bad for their feet (no good for walking about)
  5. teens in hoodies - it was 27 degrees
  6. lots of missing teeth in adults
  7. queues too many of them
OP posts:
Comedycook · 11/08/2023 23:03

Ewwww common people

Clymene · 11/08/2023 23:04

I don't think you should go to theme parks ever again

CrosstheTee · 11/08/2023 23:04

I think it brings out the chavs, when I've been in the past it's always those sorts who bring attention on to themselves. I guess I'm getting to old for queuing up to go on rides that would scare me and make me want to come off once I'm on there 😳

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Fuckingfuming1 · 11/08/2023 23:05

Go to Disney instead, id rather go to Florida on e than Alton Towers every week

converseandjeans · 11/08/2023 23:07

Where were you? Sounds grim.

nonamebetty2023 · 11/08/2023 23:10

converseandjeans · 11/08/2023 23:07

Where were you? Sounds grim.

No offence to anyone but it does sound like Blackpool 🤣🤣

Crunchiethatfridayfeeling · 11/08/2023 23:10

Can't tell if this is light hearted or not so I'll bite anyway.
You sound worse than all of your numbered points for coming away from what is a supposedly fun day (if that's your thing) judging other people.
You're not very nice and you need to get a life.

HRTQueen · 11/08/2023 23:11

where the kids wearing heels 😬

stbrandonsboat · 11/08/2023 23:13

No Boden then?

ParticleLizzicist · 11/08/2023 23:14

Maybe you should stay at home OP?

OR!!

save really hard so you can go somewhere the poors can’t afford. I mean. Imagine not having TEETH!!

Jibo · 11/08/2023 23:15

Were you at the theme park voluntarily for leisure purposes?

TheBrightestStarInTheSky · 11/08/2023 23:16

I bet they had a better time than you though.

Window82 · 11/08/2023 23:18

😂
I wasn’t judging it’s what I noticed.

The swearing though was ridiculous.

OP posts:
EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 11/08/2023 23:18

You were forced to mix with The Great Unwashed??

The horror. How did you survive this trauma
?

Window82 · 11/08/2023 23:18

stbrandonsboat · 11/08/2023 23:13

No Boden then?

The odd outfit or two.

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PurpleFlower1983 · 11/08/2023 23:18

Thorpe Park?

ThisIsAGoodName · 11/08/2023 23:19

Which one?

Window82 · 11/08/2023 23:19

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 11/08/2023 23:18

You were forced to mix with The Great Unwashed??

The horror. How did you survive this trauma
?

They didn’t look unwashed. But why walk around with no top on and then wear a tonne of metal against your skin?

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Port1aCastis · 11/08/2023 23:19

Did you go to said theme park to enjoy yourself or to judge others who would probably be judging you.

Window82 · 11/08/2023 23:20

PS I deffo had time to observe standing in the queues. A lot of people buy fast passes I noticed and then because they can’t just put on people with fast passes they also end up waiting. So it’s like load a ride with a third fast passes then ordinary people (like me would you believe).

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Lindy2 · 11/08/2023 23:21

Where were you?

I've been at a theme park this week and it wasn't like that. In fact I've never been to a theme park like that.

Merlin have a dress code which doesn't allow anyone to not wear a top.

I also don't generally get close enough to random strangers to scrutinise gold chains or missing teeth. Take a step back OP. You're too close.

sooverthisshit · 11/08/2023 23:21

Did you know that sometimes the adult teeth just don’t form? And not everyone is up to having scary dental work.

Of course this isn’t the only reason for missing teeth but just wanted to make it known.

Window82 · 11/08/2023 23:21

Port1aCastis · 11/08/2023 23:19

Did you go to said theme park to enjoy yourself or to judge others who would probably be judging you.

I wasn’t judging? Just saying what I saw today. I don’t think swearing is appropriate in a kids place.

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grayhairdontcare · 11/08/2023 23:22

Was it The Pleasure Beach ?

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 11/08/2023 23:22

Was anyone :

Smoking in the queue
Pissing in the hedges
Throwing up behind the ride (combination of fast food and fast rides would have me hurling)

Once at Chessington ( years ago) a young bloke was holding a lit ciggie at his side near my DS face and I had to yell at him in French to move it .
Probably my finest mothering moment !