What words mispronounced by children have become parts of your family's vocabulary?

[Flakjacketon]

We have 3:
Nuggut- yoghurt
Sniggle - signal
Plumps - plums

Incredibly outing if my family read this…

Random and comes up so VERY rarely but:
Shoemaker - Shoo-i-macker
Monopoly - mono-polly

goes off to name change

Otay - okay
Hobob - Hobnob

Hoss buns - hot cross buns
Hostible - hospital

Hopsquiggle - hospital
Squeakheart/Squeaky -sweetheart/sweety

aminal for animal
swimming googles for swimming goggles
😊

Delicious is Aaaaa-lishious & absolutely no one can pronounce it any differently😂

Noodihorn for unicorn, cupacumber for cucumber, peesh for peach!

Sammagees - sandwiches
Happle - apple

Oh and horsey corn for unicorn

Bedtime table for bedside table
Glassles for glasses
hanitiser for hand sanitiser

Travelling on the Piggywilly line. (Piccadilly) 3 year old misheard it and it stuck.
Ditto same child aged 6 misreading holiday destination - Izzly Wiggit. (Isle of Wight).

chicken norton - Chipping Norton
hopipul - hospital

Gibbous - biscuit
Tabaux- spider

Marks and Spencive (Marks and Spencer)

To pelican = to pester
Speen as the plural of spoon
Bat for babygro (after my mother saw a row of babygros hanging by the feet on my washing line)

My son used to love a ducked dicken from Mollylands

a cooked chicken from Morrisons

Snotrils for nostrils.
Minging for penguin.

Koalala - koala
Ho-bell - hotel
Bollo-aaaaaise - bolognese

Some Thai pronunciations of odd words (Brits living in Thailand) e.g. strawberry is sa-taw-bell-eeee and apple is ap-pehn, always in a sing-song voice). Also much confusion between Burma and Birmingham 😂

Walking diffs = walkers crisps
Crowbon = Programme
Hair a corn = unicorn
Adfarts = adverts
Farties = smarties

Hopptycopter - helicopter

Titty Room - Utility Room

‘Netflakes’ for Netflix.

We have loads of mash up words because we are a bilingual family and the origin is from young DD mixing the languages. They won’t make sense but we do have a couple of English language ones:

Pinsketti- spaghetti
Irregardless as someone we don’t like says it

not wrong but not right meeeecroooowavaaayyyy thanks to Nigella.

Ambliance - ambluance

Nipple bowl - bra

Pinaform - pinafore

We go shopping in Mossissons