What words mispronounced by children have become parts of your family's vocabulary?

[Flakjacketon]

We have 3:
Nuggut- yoghurt
Sniggle - signal
Plumps - plums

Squiddles. My mum couldn't say squirrels, so now neither can I, or anyone else in the family. 🐿️

Gribble-ayter. (Gibraltar.)

Dbro had read it before ever hearing it spoken.

And squillows (squirrels)

Brownflakes for Branflakes

Eyeball Tower = Eiffel Tower

Uke - look
Yesh - yes
Eyin - Evan
Yime - lime

Tocklet for chocolate, uff ooo for love you, automagic instead of automatic. fizzy feet instead of pins and needles, sticky foot for certificate.

Skabetti boganates (spaghetti Bolognese)

Doc Nonalds (McDonalds)

Cumbaba (Cucumber)

Hay-hocter (helicopter)
Mokebike
Polly Carrot

Also, ‘big-lorry-bring-road-cars’ for a car transporter, which I thought was a very good effort.
Dinosnores (didn’t last long, that. Moved on to all the names of all the dinosaurs, all the time, and an obsessive interest in their private lives. I still twitch faintly at the mention of, as it might be, ‘ankylosaurus’, though the child in question is 39)

Sunglasses are forever more assssglasses.

Lot lit - yoghurt
Bit dit - biscuit
Bobbie - a bruise or scratch
Babbies - pennies
Traz - baby walker
Blum blumpz - ambulance

All still in frequent use within the family - son is now 31. Words also now used by grandchildren.

My son, in pushchair, would hold his hand out to strangers and shout 'babbies!' The person would ask 'what's he saying?' and I would reply, he's asking you for money.

Sackasuma for satsuma. Used for the last 40+ years.

Chee-hoowa-hoowa (Chihuahua)

DD is 16 now but as a tot used to refer to strawberries as Shobbies. So they have remained Shobbies at home (they'd kill me if I said it out the house).

Likewise, DS who is now 15 was always asking what or why and was watching me cook dinner for DH and I one evening. He said "what cooking?" and I said Carbonara. "Car banana?" was what he heard and told DH I was cooking cars and bananas. It has stuck since.

George carriageway instead of Dual carriageway.

Found out when he said from the back, 'Are we going to go on the George Carriageway?'

Ooh thought of a few more

Money - bunnies
Tv - T-B
Dinner - ninner
Play dough - pay-toe (sounds like potato)

Egg Sheeran - Ed Sheeran
Cheesus - Jesus

BATMAN! - dinner (…dinner, dinner, dinner)
Motorbike hat - bra
Lampy post
Yoyo - lorry
Ducka decka bus
Hoss crot bun
My eldest nephew decided randomly one day as a toddler that his grandad was called Pepy. Now all six grandkids call him Pepy.

Pickering instead of picking (when raining)

Pinch blank instead of pitch black

Misable instead of miserable

Tencos instead of tesco

Cargidan instead of cardigan
b and the q - b&q
hoohee - hoover
mayornaise - mayonnaise
😁

Volvo = Vulva
As in…”Wow, Uncle Dave has a massive Vulva!”😬

antlers - wood lice
wolves - woofs
raisins - monies (no idea why!)
raisins (other child) - shazens

oh and cumbumba - cucumber

Compensation for condensation (in goggles)

Leeping for sleeping

Going to bedlington (bed)