What words mispronounced by children have become parts of your family's vocabulary?

[Flakjacketon]

We have 3:
Nuggut- yoghurt
Sniggle - signal
Plumps - plums

@cocksstrideintheevening nipple bowl 😂😂😂😂😂

Suggestive biscuits - digestives
small geezers - malteasers

Also verrrry outing...
Arnie instead of auntie.

A lot of people actually think it's my sisters real name!

DC misheard the Trafford Centre as Traffic Centre when they were small and it's stuck (scarily accurate at times as well!). DB couldn't radiator or bunny rabbit and we got ator-ator and ubby abbit instead, they still come out on occasion too 😄

getti nase - spaghetti bolognese
sampy - sandwich
the Simpers - the Simpsons (yes, I know he shouldn’t have been watching it at his age, but his older brothers liked it!)

Meciden - medicine
Fat it - found it
You're wanker - you're welcome (adults only obviously )

Mazagine and hecilopter

Oh and McGregors is Greggs haha

Essipode for episode.
Spaghetti bottle for reed diffuser.

And Shoe shoob is YouTube - I have 3 kids, I have absolutely loads of these

Balance stir - bannister
moatkin control - remote control

We now refer to any spray cleaner as "Dirty Scone" because my oldest, when he was a toddler used to run about the house cleaning things shouting dirty scone. Took as a while but we finally figured out he was repeating the Cillit Bang advert only getting it wrong. Bang, and the dirt is gone...to Bang and the dirty scone 😂

Tertificate - certificate
ballaloon - balloon
still used even though youngest dc is now 14. And none of us can say marmalade like normal people since Paddington 2 - it’s definitely marm-ar-lard!!

😂Brilliant.

Netflakes - Netflix
Glubs - Gloves
International Spider - Incy wincy Spider
DS also used to sing 'I want some ninjas like this' instead of Coldplay's 'I want something just like this' and it has stuck

Cararavan - caravan
Grand pricks - Grand Prix
Nost-re-ulls - nostrils

Almost forgot - jellywopter (helicopter)

Katie waffle - potato waffle

the kids were genuinely surprised when they discovered they weren’t actually called Katie waffles 🤣

One of my sons used to regularly use the "swolled" as in "my foot is swolled"! We still use it among family members. My oldest used to call a milkshake at a restaurant a "shake your bootie". Yep. Still use that too. :)

Aminal is quite common (and very cute). There’s a Baths track about it.

Yis and Yat - this and that
Chinzambee - chimpanzee
Mr Firrel - squirrel
Hiffafotamus - Hippopotamus

Decoration - injection
chiggen - chicken
mupples - nipples
earleas - cotton buds

we did put our feet down and stopped fuck for fork asap 😳. Ds12 was 2/3 at the time, we were eating out, he dropped his fork, got distressed and started shouting over and over fuck fuck!! Everyone was staring 😂

Wonder pants for underpants
Carban for caravan

Peppy-ohni pizza.
Chocklick bars
Allsole (also)

Courtesy of our youngest.

beebosh - brioche
bon apple to eat - bon appetit
remembery - memory