What words mispronounced by children have become parts of your family's vocabulary?

[Flakjacketon]

We have 3:
Nuggut- yoghurt
Sniggle - signal
Plumps - plums

Garlic bread will be gay bread in our house.

Ley-o (yellow)
Living loom (living room)
Udididi room (utility room)
Mote (remote control)

This isn’t a kiddie coinage but ‘wafer thin’ is always ‘waffer thin’ in our house, in homage to Monty Python.

Falingo- flamingo
Marks and Spencive - Marks and Spencers
Me Me - excuse me

Friday egg - fried egg
Thumb toe - big toe

Kedebad. You guess!

Gitgits - biscuits. Seems like every family has their own word for these!

Kitty cat

Melonade- lemonade
traffic cake - traffic jam
heart Beep - heart beat

Hanitiser - hand sanitiser
Copcopter - helicopter
Mimmit - minute
Mibble - nibble

Trifuffle for trifle

Close - actually elephant!

@LibertySong we also have hanitiser!

Oh, just thought of another one.
Kinkypie - porcupine 🤣

DD (now 25) was very proud of her “stifficate” for doing well with her writing in her reception year at school. They are all “stifficates” now - even her degrees.

Cat flap for flat cap and vice versa

also fishy pea for chippy tea.

Nankyou instead of thankyou

Winersweepers= windscreen wipers
Im a Cembrelity= I’m a Celebrity

Coy bird = decoy bird
Obbly grease = elbow grease
Stagetti hoops = spaghetti hoops
Bald egg = boiled egg
Sidley = Sidney

Len Floorcloth = Len Fairclough, from Corrie

Mine had a brilliant (truly mortifying) one for popcorn. Cockporn. Every cinema trip was a nightmare for about a year and a half.

Still says it, but now just because of teen vulgarity. 😂

Mote - TV remote control
Udididy room - utility room
Leyow - yellow
Living loom

Love it - we have Stiffy Cocky Pudding!

Morris and Crumpet - Wallace and Grommit