What words mispronounced by children have become parts of your family's vocabulary?

[Flakjacketon]

We have 3:
Nuggut- yoghurt
Sniggle - signal
Plumps - plums

Heghog

Indidigestion

Mines - mine
Tummy Acorn - Tummy Ache
Cottontail - cocktail

These are cute and give me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

Off the top of my head:

Bloo-bloos = Blueberries
Mince Rolls = Minstrels

And another for my eldest's name but not giving that away 😊

Lawn Hoover (lawn mower)
Copter Fly (helicopter)
munchin pudding (Yorkshire pudding)
Wob-wob (wobbly)

Tittery Lockets fir lottery tickets.

I love all of these!

@Flakjacketon My DC says the opposite - chicken yogurts! (Chicken nuggets)

Also invented the word jumpoline instead of trampoline which I think is actually an improvement.

My niece used to say strawbleberries which was adorable.

Soupcases for suitcases

From my sister: cardingding (cardigan)

From my daughter:
Pins and noodles (pins and needles)
Lompster (lobster, specifically her wind-up one for the bath)
Coombumber (cucumber)
Giraffe milk (Alpro growing up milk, has a picture of a giraffe on the carton, it's funny explaining to people we don't actually give her milk from giraffes!)
Schooliform (school uniform, originally from a Charlie and Lola book)

Carrot bang - caravan
Insect day - inset day
Bam - tram
Skelington - skeleton

mini hot chick - mint choc chip
tyrexic rucksack - t-rex
Mush-moom- mushroom

Squwoo-squirrel.

Bapperies for batteries, remoke for remote control, mokorbike (small child with a struggle hearing/pronouncing “t”).

Now they’re older several killer for serial killer.

Tercificate for certificate

a-leeby for alibi

a-fiddervit for affidavit

Oh yes we say insect day (inset day) too!

And bluboos (blueberries)

Chocolate smudge cake

Vampire biscuits = empire biscuits

Fapoon= frontroom
marks expensives= marks and Spencer’s
fabulosity= fabulous
max Ronalds= macdonalds
red juice= blackcurrant juice

Boodin... Pudding.
Keep after it... Look after it.
Chamwidge... Sandwich.
Movie snack... Popcorn.
Diggut... Sweetheart.

Mews for news
Hipad and happle
Powsers for trousers

I love that!!

I love this thread

we used to have "tart" for sweetheart - which I think is the origin of the word tart in the first place

Wuftwaffer ( luftwaffe )
War- thog ( warthog)

Amidal and gogghurt 😁

Wakey wakey up time clothes - any thing other than sleepwear