Dear major UK supermarket ...

[LindorDoubleChoc]

What would you like to say to the chief exec of the supermarkets you use? I'll start ...

If you are going to sell spinach in plastic bags, please at least direct that they are stored in the refrigerated section rather than on the general unrefrigerated vegetable shelves along with the potatoes and onions etc.

Thank you Sainsburys.

NO ONE NEEDS THAT MUCH CORRIANDER

Please make things in packets/jars/tins that we can open without injury.

Ooh no! I love coriander in a salad.

Where the fuck are all the eggs?!

@veryfluffyfluff

I buy 2 large (loose) bunches a week from the bulk Asian section

PUT THE HEAVY STUFF AT THE START

Please sell more jumbo refill sachets of stuff.

Dear major supermarket,
Please stop selling fruit and vegetables in plastic bags. Allow us to choose our own and put them in a paper bag.
Thank you

I'd like to request smaller packs of pate. It goes off before we can eat it.

Please stop moving things

Ooooo I can answer this! I have a co worker who eats half a dozen or more hard boiled eggs daily. He is the culprit, he buys them all.

And, major supermarket, please can we go back to having a fresh fish counter so we can choose what size of fish fillets we would like?

Why would you put one lot of fridges at one end of the shop and another at the other end? Stop fridge segregation!

Looking at you, Morrisons

@GoodChat yes!! Also put the bread at the end just before the check outs

Can we have our fresh fish counter back and deli - Sainsbury's and Tesco

If your supermarket doesn't allow your staff to water garden plants then stop selling them.

It breaks my heart to see outdoor shelves full of dead plants.

Can we have lower prices plz

Puss off with your increase in self scan checkouts. I don't get paid to scan my own shopping.

what's with all the sushi counters?

*Piss

I LOVE the increase in more diverse food choices particularly where you see the options reflecting the local cultural demographic (I’m in London and every tesco and Sainsbury’s has a different mix) . But please mix it in to the standard categories rather than having a Polish aisle, Asian aisle, Caribbean aisle etc to make it easier to integrate in to weekly shop.

If I’m buying rice, I want to go to the rice section and have all options there. But instead you have to go to the Indian section to get the really good rice.

I want to buy chickpeas in the tinned veg aisle. Not to have to check there and the Caribbean aisle for the best option.

Same with the good instant noodles. They’re not in the noodles section, but in the Asian section.

Makes shopping complicated and you need to get to know what’s in those specific aisles.

Interested to see if anyone disagrees and why

Put doors on fridges!

Please do not take payment twice from my account despite me only tapping once then tell me in a blase manner with no apology that it is just a small hiccup after I have waited on the phone for ages to speak to you that I have to return to the store and ask for a refund

^This

Also, Morrisons, where are you getting some of your prices from? Even in Waitrose the big jars of Douwe Egbert instant coffee are only £7.25, (£5.99 in Home Bargains) yet you’re charging £9.25? Behave!

THIS

And stop with all the other packaging. Household things like loo roll, washing powder etc can be bought loose and taken home in our own containers.

Frozen food doesn't need a bag + cardboard box (most pizzas) or a box half as big again as the product (most fish).

And stop profiteering. We know you're doing it!!