Names that arent names..

[WaterBaby9]

I saw this online and it made me think (and laugh)

Names that arent names but sound like pretty names if they didnt mean what they meant..

Felony for a girl
Clarity for a girl
Gilette for a boy
Mouse i feel is girly 😂
Laundry def a girl
Tragedy
Cyst 😂😂😂

Any others?

Syphilis and Gonorrhea are often cited in this kind of context...

Maudlin
Windolene

I prefer chlamydia 😂

Windolene is cuteee

I also like calorie and vanilla

Going on @VeryQuaintIrene medical theme. I always thought the following would make good girls names.

Rubella
Scarletina

Yes! Very pretty!

Malady
Sciatica
Angina

Sciatica made me laugh out loud 😂 i also like snake for a boy..

Hmm... Snake? Viper sounds quite cool.

Vienetta- for a girl
Audi- boy
Avena- Girl
Aldo
Disney
Tesla
Coronary
Hernia

Cholera

Meet the twins, Chanterelle and Profiterole.

Tahini for a girl

Ribena, Croatia and their brother Persil.

😂😂😂 mine are felony and calorie 🤍

The boys are box and snake

Pesto
Neom
Dior
Baguette
Lottery

Ahh, I see you've met my nieces Villain and Chantilly.

Exotic ✨

😂😂😂

Where the hell was this thread when I was pregnant btw?!? YABU op.

Cortina and Capri - the Fords' non-identical twin daughters

I love Malady and Windolene. Mal and Winnie for short obvs.

Roseola
Orally
Likewise
Haemophilia

There are girls called that.

Aureole
Cymbal
Tayberry