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Names that arent names..

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 19:21

I saw this online and it made me think (and laugh)

Names that arent names but sound like pretty names if they didnt mean what they meant..

Felony for a girl
Clarity for a girl
Gilette for a boy
Mouse i feel is girly 😂
Laundry def a girl
Tragedy
Cyst 😂😂😂

Any others?

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VeryQuaintIrene · 13/06/2023 19:28

Syphilis and Gonorrhea are often cited in this kind of context...

Leeds2 · 13/06/2023 19:36

Maudlin
Windolene

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 19:42

VeryQuaintIrene · 13/06/2023 19:28

Syphilis and Gonorrhea are often cited in this kind of context...

I prefer chlamydia 😂

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 19:42

Leeds2 · 13/06/2023 19:36

Maudlin
Windolene

Windolene is cuteee

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 19:43

I also like calorie and vanilla

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Riverlee · 13/06/2023 19:44

Going on @VeryQuaintIrene medical theme. I always thought the following would make good girls names.

Rubella
Scarletina

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 19:45

Riverlee · 13/06/2023 19:44

Going on @VeryQuaintIrene medical theme. I always thought the following would make good girls names.

Rubella
Scarletina

Yes! Very pretty!

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DuchessOfSausage · 13/06/2023 19:48

Malady
Sciatica
Angina

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 19:50

DuchessOfSausage · 13/06/2023 19:48

Malady
Sciatica
Angina

Sciatica made me laugh out loud 😂 i also like snake for a boy..

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DuchessOfSausage · 13/06/2023 19:53

Hmm... Snake? Viper sounds quite cool.

duododuo · 13/06/2023 19:53

Vienetta- for a girl
Audi- boy
Avena- Girl
Aldo
Disney
Tesla
Coronary
Hernia

SauceForTheGoose · 13/06/2023 19:54

Cholera

mauvish · 13/06/2023 19:55

Meet the twins, Chanterelle and Profiterole.

NecklessMumster · 13/06/2023 19:56

Tahini for a girl

Nellieinthebarn · 13/06/2023 19:58

Ribena, Croatia and their brother Persil.

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 19:58

mauvish · 13/06/2023 19:55

Meet the twins, Chanterelle and Profiterole.

😂😂😂 mine are felony and calorie 🤍

The boys are box and snake

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duododuo · 13/06/2023 19:59

Pesto
Neom
Dior
Baguette
Lottery

RicherThanYews · 13/06/2023 19:59

Ahh, I see you've met my nieces Villain and Chantilly.

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 19:59

NecklessMumster · 13/06/2023 19:56

Tahini for a girl

Exotic ✨

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 20:00

RicherThanYews · 13/06/2023 19:59

Ahh, I see you've met my nieces Villain and Chantilly.

😂😂😂

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RicherThanYews · 13/06/2023 20:01

Where the hell was this thread when I was pregnant btw?!? YABU op.

DuchessOfSausage · 13/06/2023 20:02

Cortina and Capri - the Fords' non-identical twin daughters

NuffSaidSam · 13/06/2023 20:02

I love Malady and Windolene. Mal and Winnie for short obvs.

Roseola
Orally
Likewise
Haemophilia

usernother · 13/06/2023 20:03

NecklessMumster · 13/06/2023 19:56

Tahini for a girl

There are girls called that.

DuchessOfSausage · 13/06/2023 20:03

Aureole
Cymbal
Tayberry