Names that arent names..

[WaterBaby9]

I saw this online and it made me think (and laugh)

Names that arent names but sound like pretty names if they didnt mean what they meant..

Felony for a girl
Clarity for a girl
Gilette for a boy
Mouse i feel is girly 😂
Laundry def a girl
Tragedy
Cyst 😂😂😂

Any others?

Girls:
Rubeola
Amygdala (Amy for short, natch)
Varicella and her sister Variola
Whimsy
Mortice
Alfalfa
Fallacy
Ballista

Boys:
Ramekin
Ennui
Clef
Chard
Ottoman
Acne
Lever
Brufen

On mobile I can't make the picture big enough to read :(

Also: Annoya

I think Uterus would work pretty well for a boy, actually. His sister could be Ovary or Cervix.

Palette and Canvas would be another good girl/boy sibset.

Twins - Mania and Accidia.

Melena
Carcinoma
Piano
Stetson
Notary
Cheque
Deco
Bikini
Solar
Candida
Torah
Kilt
Dye
Oreo
Beltane
Moussaka
Tumbler
Marvel
Biscuit
Helium

apology
temerity
balderdash
shenanigan
doobry

Vagisil for a girl

Pavlova for a girl

Credit for a boy

Button......unisex name!

Also fun to take names others have suggested and put them in context, e.g. Tarragon and Borage are minor characters in a Shakespeare play, setting the scene in the first act before Duke Fellatio strides in.

Aspartame and alfalfa are sublime!

Pomegranate

Cantaloupe

Areola

Vestibule

Scarf (for a boy)

And then you have Candida which is a name but also an embarrassing medical issue

Same energy as quinsy:the abscess (a collection of pus) forms between one of your tonsils and the wall of your throat.

Come, come, a line has to be drawn somewhere😀

Trowel
Picket
Furlong
Gibbet
Gif
Sordid
Pelmet

Kale
Anadin
Dent
Halo
Fray

<shades of Star Wars>

Effluvia and Peripatetic

Boy names:

Skoda nn Sko
Marble nn Marbs
Chino nn Chi
Silo nn Si / Lo
Manchego nn Che /Chego

Girls names:

Avocado nn Avo / Cada
Lillette nn Lille
Bouffant nn Bo
Chamoise nn Cha / Cham
Vileda nn Leda

Vagina

Neuralgia for a girl.
Oral has actually been used https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_Roberts

And their little triplet sisters, Dysplasia, Dyspepsia and Dyslexia

Margarine

Tosh
Bender
Whitlow
Chester (if your surname is Draws obviously)

Marge as nn for Marjorie is not ruled out by the same-sounding abbreviation for margarine.

Rosacea 🥰😂

I think Maudlin exists but is written as Magdalen? Or am i thinking of an Oxford college, and it's actually pronounced Magg-da-lynn?