Names that arent names..

[WaterBaby9]

I saw this online and it made me think (and laugh)

Names that arent names but sound like pretty names if they didnt mean what they meant..

Felony for a girl
Clarity for a girl
Gilette for a boy
Mouse i feel is girly 😂
Laundry def a girl
Tragedy
Cyst 😂😂😂

Any others?

Alphabet
Billion
Trampoline
Seaman (surname as first name)

Easel
Truck

Orally is beautiful 😭

Name your next born Laundry and we'll call it a day

Malice

Areola and Baklava

Take your pick of Italian pasta names? Though maybe not Lasagna.

Linguine 🥺

Palace
Antiquity nn ‘quickie’

Baguette
Entropy
Serendipity
Clitheroe
Tope

😂😂😂😂😂 like Italian for Chloe

Rayban
Culotte
Daquiri
Lilette

Bunting
Fluff
Dainty
Cafetiere

I love Lillette 🤣

Zip
Lobe
Julienne

All boys

I love -

Boeing
Bonsai
Fable
Garland
Quarry
Royce
Tundra

Also perhaps Correlation 😂

Fluff 😂😂😂

Acute
Isosceles

Your kids are pointy 😂

Velvet
Harpic
Spritzer
Senna
Chamois

Spritzer is phenomenal!

Corona

Gladioli
Polenta
Champagne
Omelette
Testimony
Mauve

And for boys:

Petrol
Basin
Tax
Hummus
Delinquent
Acrylic
Nylon
Tractor

Labia and vulva

im really like vanilla as suggested upthread, sibling to cinnamon

Rosacea
Oak
Miasma