Names that arent names..

[WaterBaby9]

I saw this online and it made me think (and laugh)

Names that arent names but sound like pretty names if they didnt mean what they meant..

Felony for a girl
Clarity for a girl
Gilette for a boy
Mouse i feel is girly 😂
Laundry def a girl
Tragedy
Cyst 😂😂😂

Any others?

Orally is great, sounds like how Manuel tried saying O'Reilly on Faulty Towers. "Orally! You are Orally men!"

Tarragon - for a boy

Testimony and tax 🤍🤍

Well i like non names more than name names 💯

Casket for a boy

Fellatio
Canapé
Clary
Fibia
Brillo

Hedge, Fence and Tree (all boys)
Vagina (girl)

There was a brilliant thread recently like this- but medical terms/conditions as names.

Tinea
Tarmac (Mac for short)
Labia
Twins Tyre and Torque
Plaque
Conifer (Connie for short)
Whale (Wal/Wally for short)

Amygdala and Thalamus

Fellation and Areola

• Fellatio

I've always thought Aioli would make a lovely girls name

For boys:
Anguish
Borage
Curlew
Carton
Talon
Turpentine

For girls:
Accordion
Firmament, Firma for short
Mayonnaise (spelt May-Anais)
Urgency
Preen

Papilloma and her little sister Verruca...they've gone "viral"😂

You’ve just reminded me of something I read. I hope I’m OK to post this. Apologies for the shoes holding the book open!

Well, there’s always Billyrubin.

There's some beauties in that passage! I like impetigo 😂

@WaterBaby9 I do too.

’Have you met my twins, Pustule and Impetigo.’😂

And my son, Ecezma x

‘Little Dermatitis is out playing at the moment, but I’m sure he’ll be along to say “Hello” soon.’

I read a thread like this while pregnant. By the end, and with hormones raging, I started warming to some of them! So yes, my two imaginary daughters are named Areola and Casette.

Urticaria
paella

😂😂😂

Patella
Malleus
Hernia
Retina
Scapula
Aorta
Flag / Flagon
Whisker

Tiramisu
Concorde
Vapour