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Names that arent names..

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 19:21

I saw this online and it made me think (and laugh)

Names that arent names but sound like pretty names if they didnt mean what they meant..

Felony for a girl
Clarity for a girl
Gilette for a boy
Mouse i feel is girly 😂
Laundry def a girl
Tragedy
Cyst 😂😂😂

Any others?

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RicherThanYews · 13/06/2023 20:40

Orally is great, sounds like how Manuel tried saying O'Reilly on Faulty Towers. "Orally! You are Orally men!"

meditrina · 13/06/2023 20:41

Tarragon - for a boy

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 20:41

IHeartGeneHunt · 13/06/2023 20:37

Gladioli
Polenta
Champagne
Omelette
Testimony
Mauve

And for boys:

Petrol
Basin
Tax
Hummus
Delinquent
Acrylic
Nylon
Tractor

Testimony and tax 🤍🤍

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Original poster
WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 20:42

Well i like non names more than name names 💯

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ILikePotato · 13/06/2023 20:42

Casket for a boy

WhatADrabCarpet · 13/06/2023 20:42

Fellatio
Canapé
Clary
Fibia
Brillo

VeggieSausage · 13/06/2023 20:45

Hedge, Fence and Tree (all boys)
Vagina (girl)

CC4712 · 13/06/2023 20:46

There was a brilliant thread recently like this- but medical terms/conditions as names.

Tinea
Tarmac (Mac for short)
Labia
Twins Tyre and Torque
Plaque
Conifer (Connie for short)
Whale (Wal/Wally for short)

notprincehamlet · 13/06/2023 20:46

Amygdala and Thalamus

Memyselfandtheothers · 13/06/2023 20:47

Fellation and Areola

Memyselfandtheothers · 13/06/2023 20:47
  • Fellatio
AdditionalCharacter · 13/06/2023 20:48

I've always thought Aioli would make a lovely girls name

Mummy08m · 13/06/2023 20:50

For boys:
Anguish
Borage
Curlew
Carton
Talon
Turpentine

For girls:
Accordion
Firmament, Firma for short
Mayonnaise (spelt May-Anais)
Urgency
Preen

GulfCoastBeachGirl · 13/06/2023 20:50

Papilloma and her little sister Verruca...they've gone "viral"😂

Neverknowinglysensible · 13/06/2023 20:52

You’ve just reminded me of something I read. I hope I’m OK to post this. Apologies for the shoes holding the book open!

Names that arent names..
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/06/2023 20:53

CC4712 · 13/06/2023 20:46

There was a brilliant thread recently like this- but medical terms/conditions as names.

Tinea
Tarmac (Mac for short)
Labia
Twins Tyre and Torque
Plaque
Conifer (Connie for short)
Whale (Wal/Wally for short)

Well, there’s always Billyrubin.

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 20:56

Neverknowinglysensible · 13/06/2023 20:52

You’ve just reminded me of something I read. I hope I’m OK to post this. Apologies for the shoes holding the book open!

There's some beauties in that passage! I like impetigo 😂

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Neverknowinglysensible · 13/06/2023 20:57

@WaterBaby9 I do too.

’Have you met my twins, Pustule and Impetigo.’😂

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 20:59

Neverknowinglysensible · 13/06/2023 20:57

@WaterBaby9 I do too.

’Have you met my twins, Pustule and Impetigo.’😂

And my son, Ecezma x

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Neverknowinglysensible · 13/06/2023 21:02

WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 20:59

And my son, Ecezma x

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‘Little Dermatitis is out playing at the moment, but I’m sure he’ll be along to say “Hello” soon.’

Regretta · 13/06/2023 21:02

I read a thread like this while pregnant. By the end, and with hormones raging, I started warming to some of them! So yes, my two imaginary daughters are named Areola and Casette.

Jitterybugs · 13/06/2023 21:02

Urticaria
paella

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WaterBaby9 · 13/06/2023 21:04

Regretta · 13/06/2023 21:02

I read a thread like this while pregnant. By the end, and with hormones raging, I started warming to some of them! So yes, my two imaginary daughters are named Areola and Casette.

😂😂😂

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Kissedbyfire1 · 13/06/2023 21:04

Patella
Malleus
Hernia
Retina
Scapula
Aorta
Flag / Flagon
Whisker

MrsMoastyToasty · 13/06/2023 21:04

Tiramisu
Concorde
Vapour