Names that arent names..

[WaterBaby9]

I saw this online and it made me think (and laugh)

Names that arent names but sound like pretty names if they didnt mean what they meant..

Felony for a girl
Clarity for a girl
Gilette for a boy
Mouse i feel is girly 😂
Laundry def a girl
Tragedy
Cyst 😂😂😂

Any others?

I met someone who said her name was Orally. At least that is what it sounded like. It was actually spelt Aurelie. She was from France.

I love fluff and button. I'd have spoon, bean, egg, leaf and mitten.

Maybe Si..
"Oh is that short for Simon?"
"No, his name's Sigh"

When I went to school a girls Mum was actually called Serendipity.

Hernia
Pesto
Tabasco
Patio
Scooter
Hoover

For the girls

Skillet
Duvet
Broccoli
Macaroon
Camera
Meringue

Balloutine
Caramel
Salade
Massif
Arnica
Blustery

The 'Breeze' twins; Feb and Lite.

Peshawari

Tremolo - boy
Spaniel - probably boy but some edgy parents of girls might use it
Spanglish - girl
Canasta - definitely a girl's name
Ouzo - unisex, dreadful nicknames of Oozy, boozy oozy.
Juicer - boy
Mandolin - girl, obviously
Awesomesauce - boy

A friend of mine moved to texas for a year with her husbands work

She befriended a mum who had 3 boys - shooter, gunner, hunter

They were in favour of the right to bear arms l

I'm loving some of these! Imagine the christenings! 😀😁

I still maintain that the best ever Mumsnet baby name suggestion has to be Hugoslavia. Or Balonz.

I know Canasta is a card game but I always think it sounds like a nasty vaginal type of disease.

My girls would be Chandelier and Candelabra.

Not sure if someone has posted this already, but I think Seven is a beautiful word for a name.

Rugby and Cricket...a pair of English boys.

Blade for a boy and Easter for a girl

Drapery
Somnolent - that's one for a serious child
Establish - Essie/Esta for a nickname
Lichen
Perihelion - nickname Peri/Perry
Phobia
Stele

And introducing the triplets: Gauze, Gyoza and Ghee

Nutella and She'd

Need a name for the sister of Audacious, Tranquil and Fax.

Our favourites so far are:

Mandarin
Aglet
Candle

Miasma

Let me introduce you to my first born lord Artichoke the third and by daughter lady pipette

Citronella
Salsa
Aloe

Renault
Gizmo
Audio

doudodo... disney is a name

I like
ottoman for a boy. And Ennui.

Several years ago,my DD said that she heard a woman on the bus calling her child 'Hernia'.

Serendipity is my fantasy baby girl name. I blame Neighbours in the 80s/90s who had a character called it. I love it

Psoriasis 😂