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Baby names that will never make a come back

268 replies

pinkspaghetti · 26/03/2023 20:28

I think there was a thread along these lines a few months ago but I couldn't find it so I thought I'd start another one.

Here are a few of the names that my friends' parents were called when I was growing up that I can't imagine anyone ever calling a baby........

Elaine
Yvonne
Jackie
Sheila
Pat
Pauline
Tina
Joan

Mark
Paul
Ray
Nigel
Alan
Ken
Neville
Brian

I also thought about highly unlikely names for baby twins in 2023 and came up with a few....

Malcolm and Wendy
Jason and Sandra
Russell and Paula
Gary and Judith

Any others?

OP posts:
DarkDarkNight · 26/03/2023 21:09

Just thought of another, I didn’t see it but may have missed it, Shirley, I can’t imagine a baby Shirley.

Ihavekids · 26/03/2023 21:09

Trevor is never coming back

Sherrystrull · 26/03/2023 21:09

pinkspaghetti · 26/03/2023 20:28

I think there was a thread along these lines a few months ago but I couldn't find it so I thought I'd start another one.

Here are a few of the names that my friends' parents were called when I was growing up that I can't imagine anyone ever calling a baby........

Elaine
Yvonne
Jackie
Sheila
Pat
Pauline
Tina
Joan

Mark
Paul
Ray
Nigel
Alan
Ken
Neville
Brian

I also thought about highly unlikely names for baby twins in 2023 and came up with a few....

Malcolm and Wendy
Jason and Sandra
Russell and Paula
Gary and Judith

Any others?

I think Elaine and Sheila are lovely names.

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IHateLegDay · 26/03/2023 21:10

I met a baby called Alan last month and was silently horrified 🙈

Risengrød · 26/03/2023 21:10

Lots of the names mentioned here are still in use, albeit some in small numbers. Check here to see how many registrations:

names.darkgreener.com/

Narwhaleahoy · 26/03/2023 21:11

My mum, born 1948, always used to say she was the last Joan. She would be amazed to hear that it’s being used again.

LightDrizzle · 26/03/2023 21:11

Derek
Malcolm
Keith
Gary
Tracey
Joan
Jean

I think Sharon will come back one day. It’s actually a beautiful name and I can see why it became over-popular.

Crimeismymiddlename · 26/03/2023 21:11

Jackie could make a comeback, as could Susan as Susie is such a cute nickname. I met a young girl called Amanda recently and I thought that would not be back for a while but it is lovely.

waterlego · 26/03/2023 21:11

Agree with your assessment on all of those and would add that twins called Ian and Brenda would be a surprise.

When the early 20th C names started to come back in again a while ago (Stanley, Frank, Mabel, Violet etc), I wondered whether Doris might come back. One of my Grandmas was a Doris and I actually think it’s fabulous but whenever I float the idea that it could make a comeback, no one in RL agrees with me 😂 Probably just as well I’m not having any more children ‘cause I could be tempted!

Barleycat · 26/03/2023 21:14

Barry

Meandfour · 26/03/2023 21:14

IHateLegDay · 26/03/2023 21:10

I met a baby called Alan last month and was silently horrified 🙈

😂😂😂 poor boy.

schnubbins · 26/03/2023 21:14

I had a friend called Lily at school .We all laughed at her name and thought it was hilarious .This was in the 80's .Names are definitely very cyclical.

SecondhandMuck · 26/03/2023 21:15

Narwhaleahoy · 26/03/2023 21:11

My mum, born 1948, always used to say she was the last Joan. She would be amazed to hear that it’s being used again.

Joan from Mad Men gave that name a bit of pizazz. I can imagine a hipster couple calling their daughter Joan.

Baby names that will never make a come back
LightDrizzle · 26/03/2023 21:15

God yes! Janet! So harsh, particularly in a Hull accent.

Original poster
pinkspaghetti · 26/03/2023 21:15

Risengrød · 26/03/2023 21:10

Lots of the names mentioned here are still in use, albeit some in small numbers. Check here to see how many registrations:

names.darkgreener.com/

@Risengrød there were 10 Rodneys born in 2021!

OP posts:
Lydiahateswashing · 26/03/2023 21:16

pinkspaghetti · 26/03/2023 20:28

I think there was a thread along these lines a few months ago but I couldn't find it so I thought I'd start another one.

Here are a few of the names that my friends' parents were called when I was growing up that I can't imagine anyone ever calling a baby........

Elaine
Yvonne
Jackie
Sheila
Pat
Pauline
Tina
Joan

Mark
Paul
Ray
Nigel
Alan
Ken
Neville
Brian

I also thought about highly unlikely names for baby twins in 2023 and came up with a few....

Malcolm and Wendy
Jason and Sandra
Russell and Paula
Gary and Judith

Any others?

Graham
Keith
Rodney

RenoDakota · 26/03/2023 21:16

My name is one of those on the first list. It was even unfashionable by the time I was born (1962).
I quite like it now, but don't think it will ever make a comeback.

Risengrød · 26/03/2023 21:17

@Risengrød there were 10 Rodneys born in 2021!

ShockSmile

Laquila · 26/03/2023 21:17

I know a baby Joan, an Alun, and a Graeme! He's adorable.

TroysMammy · 26/03/2023 21:17

Nigel
Gaynor
Darren
Gloria
Trevor
Ethel
Muriel
Ronald
Wayne

shivawn · 26/03/2023 21:17

Siobhan (my own name), there was 3 other girls called Siobhan in my class in school (went to a Catholic school in London) but I don't think I've ever met anyone younger than me with the name.

Littlegoth · 26/03/2023 21:21

@Poppins2016 We were down for Bruce with my first pregnancy (sadly ended in miscarriage) and Ray was our pick if my current pregnancy had been a boy, so you are not wrong!

DustyOwl · 26/03/2023 21:25

Clare or Claire
Never taught one or heard of one and it never gets mentioned.

AlwaysLatte · 26/03/2023 21:27

I think those names aren't old enough yet. Bet they do make an appearance again! Jackie/Jacqueline is lovely.

cobblers123 · 26/03/2023 21:28

Marjorie
Bertha
Petula