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Do you wash your bumhole with soap

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CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 14:09

Or do you consider water alone sufficient?

I use ph wash for that whole area and bar soap on the rest of me, including legs and feet.

Dove bar for my face, then blue nivea at night. I've dropped out exfoliants and use a magic cloth and hot water every morning before moisturiser.

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Unforgettablefire · 10/12/2022 15:56

Bumhole 😂😂😂

DepIndoChridmadWidMe · 10/12/2022 15:57

EmmatheStageRat · 10/12/2022 15:33

You minger; I hang mine on the line on a sunny day. The sunshine helps fade the stains.

🤢 I couldn't risk getting spider willies on my bumhole.

MintyGreenDreams · 10/12/2022 15:58

Lube mixed with Fairy liquid original on the end of a carrot

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Dalekjastninerels · 10/12/2022 15:59

All I can say to the OP is.

Explain! Explain! Explain!

Adultchildofelderlyparents · 10/12/2022 15:59

Mr Muscle for me. Clears the most stubborn blockages and leaves things squeaky sparkling clean.

viques · 10/12/2022 16:01

MintyGreenDreams · 10/12/2022 15:58

Lube mixed with Fairy liquid original on the end of a carrot

Kevin!

Dalekjastninerels · 10/12/2022 16:01

Also I am a Dalek and do not have a bumhole; pooing is for humans and humans are weakGrin

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 10/12/2022 16:02

I swallow one of those kitchen pads that has pink soap inside it, so it does the job for me when I shit it out.

CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 16:03

Zone2NorthLondon · 10/12/2022 15:16

I get all sudsy,wet and moist before plunging the bulbous dishcloth in and vigorously rubbing it. Ohh how I rub that dishcloth in every crevice and moist crack. Before hanging dishcloth on kitchen tap, ready to give the crockery a wee dab

Please don't use the word moist, it's disgusting.

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CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 16:03

heldinadream · 10/12/2022 15:18

competitive hygiene thread about bumholes and soap
Ooo oo - new user name! Competitivebumhole? Soaponabumthread? Grin

😂😂😂

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viques · 10/12/2022 16:04

Unforgettablefire · 10/12/2022 15:56

Bumhole 😂😂😂

This is a MN bum hole, pronounced boo molay.

Blueeyedgirl21 · 10/12/2022 16:04

I used dettol soap that I use to get my pits very very clean, the other day to clean my hole

it stung like fuck ! last time I’ll be doing that. I don’t know why it stung so much. I did give birth a few months ago hope nothings damaged I’m too scared to look

i wish I was joking 😫😫😫😫😫

BedTaker · 10/12/2022 16:04

I also find a few drops of essential oil on a cotton ball shoved up afterwards keeps it smelling fresh.

Blueeyedgirl21 · 10/12/2022 16:04

@viques I just actually loled and my baby opened one eye and looked at me

ColdHandsHotHead · 10/12/2022 16:04

The perfect gift for someone who's got everything!

CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 16:05

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 10/12/2022 15:27

I was a bit puzzled at first, as I misread the title as Barm-hole and thought: but surely a barm with a hole in it is a bagel?!

Omg 😂😂😂

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CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 16:06

EmmatheStageRat · 10/12/2022 15:33

You minger; I hang mine on the line on a sunny day. The sunshine helps fade the stains.

😂😂😂

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baroqueandblue · 10/12/2022 16:06

I take mine to the old dear in the local launderette for a service wash. While I'm waiting I help her iron and fold other people's tumble dried arseholes.

She's ever so grateful for the help, bless her.

Zoom101 · 10/12/2022 16:07

I find that the Andrex puppies give the best clean but have to be careful as their little teeth are sharp!

VelvetThunder · 10/12/2022 16:07

Dip it in the river and shake out the bum crumbs for the ducks to enjoy.

MintyGreenDreams · 10/12/2022 16:08

@viques Kevin loves it

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 10/12/2022 16:11

For some reason, these little puckered-mouth pals always remind me to attend to my rigorous daily cleansing routine in 'that' area when they come on TV every morning.

Do you wash your bumhole with soap
CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 16:13

Dalekjastninerels · 10/12/2022 15:59

All I can say to the OP is.

Explain! Explain! Explain!

Someone on another thread said they don't use soap on their arsehole.

I realised we've never had a competitive hygiene thread about how people clean their bumholes.

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CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 16:14

viques · 10/12/2022 16:04

This is a MN bum hole, pronounced boo molay.

😂😂😂

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