Do you wash your bumhole with soap

[CourtneeLuv]

Or do you consider water alone sufficient?

I use ph wash for that whole area and bar soap on the rest of me, including legs and feet.

Dove bar for my face, then blue nivea at night. I've dropped out exfoliants and use a magic cloth and hot water every morning before moisturiser.

This thread is so silly 😂 I love it.

Anyway OP I'm all seriousness, I actually got a nifty little cleaning brush with some reusable metal straws so these days I just use that and then pop it back next to the kitchen sink.
It's been a game changer because before that I was just scooting across the carpet like a dog.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀 I'm dead!

Urgh, Zoflora is such a horrible synthetic scent, gives me such a such a headache when I use it on my arsehole and is also really harmful to aquatic life.

I prefer Method products, much naicer and less toxic. The Wild Rhubarb scent is DHs favourite.

Go to the toilet upstairs, slide down the splintery banister, pants back on then back into the living room: job's a good 'un.

All you need is to rinse gently with unicorn tears.

I don’t have time to look after mine myself, so I pay someone to come in a couple of times a week to do it.

I get mine power flushed once a year when the radiators are done. But you can also try the gutters bloke. Much cheaper. Less chemicals to so more eco friendly

Genius! I'm off to try this now

I just drink liquid soap, add a bit of fibre and make my own bars. My poo smells like roses. 💐

This tickled me.... I'm sure it tickles you too 😂😂😂

Just, pleeeeease, don't make the mistake that I did and buy some 'aerosol cleaner' without your glasses on.

I do similar sometimes actually, except I swallow a Finish tablet instead (have found the powerball really does make a difference). I saw it on a bumhole cleaning hacks account I follow on TikTok, she has all sorts ideas.

I make a homemade cleanser out of Tiger Balm and oven cleaner. Apply overnight and then hose off in the morning.

I shit bubbles so it does its own thing. 💭

I do similar sometimes actually, except I swallow a Finish tablet instead (have found the powerball really does make a difference).

I've been eating those for years - I assumed it was a Smartie on top and thus fair-game as food.

I power wash mine every Sunday morning.

No, I’m usually quite anal about these things, but mine is easily irritated.
So I just unscrew it and leave it on the side until I’m done. Although, always remember to screw it back in after if you try this, nothing worse than someone using the bathroom after you when you’ve left it lying around.

As a member of the royal family, I have no idea-my valet deals with that sort of thing.

Shared sponge on a stick. Like in the olden days.

I’m lucky enough to be able to reach mine with my mouth so I copy the dog.

I've managed to adapt my SodaStream with the addition of a length of rubber piping - but it does make my Pineappleade taste a bit gross afterwards.

I get my cat to wash mine as he does his own so he's used to cleaning bumholes. I'm not sure if he cleans mine properly as I've noticed his bumhole isn't sparkling clean when he gives me a close up.

Chimney sweep visits every 4th Tuesday for a good clear out of my flue

I get my cat to wash mine as he does his own so he's used to cleaning bumholes. I'm not sure if he cleans mine properly as I've noticed his bumhole isn't sparkling clean when he gives me a close up.

If I were you, I'd get a tea towel-holder from Lakeland and use that instead.