Gosh.
Middle aged bloke weirdly wants to learn to skateboard despite being rubbish at it. What a Wally, one might think.
No, it's actually a bloke putting in time and effort, blood sweat and tears, given his injury, to better welcome a vulnerable child into his home, in the run up to Christmas.
The bin bag thing makes me smile. My D.C. arrived with a couple of carrier bags and the clothes they stood up in (thank goodness for 24 hour supermarkets).
Soon afterwards they were issued with a massive suitcase each. I wasn't impressed, it seemed a terrible message! Here you are, oh and a suitcase ready for your next move!