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If you could send anybody to sort Putin, it would be...

322 replies

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:12

Charlie from Casualty.

He's been bombed, shot, stabbed, drugged, kneecapped, hobbled, lobotomised...*

And still he comes in for work.

*Some descriptions may be based on viewers own portrayal of incidents.

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PiffleWiffleWoozle · 07/10/2022 20:06

Dumbledore

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BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 20:07

WhyCantPeopleBeNice · 07/10/2022 20:04

Could I volunteer a bunch of twats i don't like? Not because they'll be successful, but just so they are out of my way ...

Yep.

We can all add to the 'recce' group 🤣

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pattihews · 07/10/2022 20:07

Miss Marple. Those knitting needles can be surprisingly sharp.

TheFlis12345 · 07/10/2022 20:08

Canthinkofaname79 · 07/10/2022 19:38

I read the whole thread thinking ha no ones said the Rock I'm going to get in there first!

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I couldn’t believe we were on page 3 with no mentions!!

itsgettingweird · 07/10/2022 20:08

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:40

Jackie Weaver!

Gonna have an SAS who dares with all of them now to get top team.

Ah yes!!!

She's be great

KvotheTheBloodless · 07/10/2022 20:09

Lord Vetinari would probably send Vimes to sort it all out, although he'd badge it as some kind of diplomatic visit.

Granny Weatherwax would have Putin crying for his mama in no time.

Moist von Lipwig could probably charm/trick his way into the bunker, but I'm not sure he'd be up for assassination - although Adora Belle would off Putin without a second thought.

And there's always the Guild of Assassins...

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 07/10/2022 20:09

Super Nanny, she would tell him that his behaviour is 'unasseptible'.

TheVanguardSix · 07/10/2022 20:09

Actually I’m thinking Bob Ross.
Tiny Tom Cruise is another option. Not just any old Tom Cruise. He’s got to be Tiny Tom Cruise.

Tiredalwaystired · 07/10/2022 20:09

Wile E Coyote

itsgettingweird · 07/10/2022 20:10

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 07/10/2022 20:09

Super Nanny, she would tell him that his behaviour is 'unasseptible'.

And put him on the naughty step !

Libre2 · 07/10/2022 20:10

User12398712 · 07/10/2022 19:51

Although with further thought, I'm revising my opinion. Colin Robinson might just drive him to hit the big red button and end it all. 😂

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Yes, and you see, I have just seen Miriam
Margoleys as a suggestion and that is obviously the winner.

Alex Drake · 07/10/2022 20:10

Gene Hunt. He'll see him out 70's bar brawl style and be home in time for his 'oops for tea with a garibaldi for afters.

Danikm151 · 07/10/2022 20:10

Mr Tumble. He’d confuse him so much

NellesVilla · 07/10/2022 20:11

Villanelle or the 12 , obviously!

OnTheRunWithMannyMontana · 07/10/2022 20:11

Crocodile Dundee

"Call that a nuke.....?"

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BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 20:12

OnTheRunWithMannyMontana · 07/10/2022 20:11

Crocodile Dundee

"Call that a nuke.....?"

🤣

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TastesLikeFlavourlessFizz · 07/10/2022 20:12

Pedallleur · 07/10/2022 19:36

Denzel the Equalizer. In, out, no one sees him.

Absolutely this!

@LaQuern She does not have the proper authority. Sadly.

Sideorderofchips · 07/10/2022 20:13

Our year 11s.he will want to finish himself off rather than the world

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivf · 07/10/2022 20:14

Vilanelle. She'd take great joy and be most creative in his demise.

LaQuern · 07/10/2022 20:14

But she'd sort things out good and proper. She won't put up with Putin's nonsense she'll just chuck him off the zoom call

forlornlorna1 · 07/10/2022 20:14

Margret thatcher

AutumnCrow · 07/10/2022 20:15

OhCobblers · 07/10/2022 19:23

Can't believe that no one has said Steven Seagal Grin

"This is not the work of a cook!"

dropthevipers · 07/10/2022 20:16

Duncan norvelle (one for the teenagers there). An afternoon should convince putin the West poses no threat whatsoever so he will stop being a twat.

Owlinthedark · 07/10/2022 20:17

John Wick with a pencil sharpener

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