If you could send anybody to sort Putin, it would be...

[BertaHoon]

Charlie from Casualty.

He's been bombed, shot, stabbed, drugged, kneecapped, hobbled, lobotomised...*

And still he comes in for work.

*Some descriptions may be based on viewers own portrayal of incidents.

If she was still alive I would send Blanche from Corrie with Gary Windass as her wingman.

I'd like to add my dog, whose fast asleep on my bed gassing me out 💨💨💨💨 🤢 🤣

Barbie… She’s been a doctor, an astronaut, a cop, an ambo, a pilot, an Olympic everything including martial arts. Hell, this overachiever has even been the President! Plus, if you’ve ever watched (been subjected to) her movies, she inevitably has magical powers - she’s a fairy, a mermaid, a ballerina (a hit in Russia) and a princess. He loves lithe young wimmins. I think she’d make the ultimate assassin. (If only she could straighten her arms out.). She achieves everything with her diabetes-inducing can-do attitude and her squeaky voice would have him running screaming from his bunker.

Thread winner!!! ☠☠️☠️☠️

Predator

The Avengers!

Jack Bauer, obviously!

And Chloe!

The Expendables.

That way you get, Rocky AND Rambo AND the Terminator AND…

or (less lighthearted) the people from the Saudi Arabian Embassy in Turkey. If they get Putin, good. If Putin gets them, also good.

The Avengers!

Which ones? John Steed and Mrs Peel, or the Marvel Comics lot?

Supernanny

Gene Hunt, Ted Hastings and whichever members of their teams they want to bring along.

Ted Hastings - Jesus Christ, mother Mary and the wee donkey, is it being so tiny that makes you behave like this Putin, are you trying to make up for your inadequacy by trying to act the big man. I'm going to put you away for a long long time.

Gene Hunt would just be smacking him about, deservedly so in this case 😁😚

Mr Blobby! Put him in the room w Putin and he’ll be begging for mercy - ‘withdraw my troops, de activate my nuclear weapons just get this monstrosity out of here!’

My 4 year old. He'd be whimpering in minutes.

Barbie 😂

Jenny Murray.

Elizabeth and Joyce from the Thursday Murder Club. Elizabeth has the know how to find his bunker, Joyce would take 5 minutes pointing out the error of his ways then they'd leave having elicited a promise from him to stop his games and turn up next Wednesday with enough cakes to feed everybody at Cooper's Chase as way of an apology.

Sam and Dean

The Peaky Blinders.

Keith Richards seems petty invincible

The best answer so far 😁😁😁😁😁😁

One of my friends from church. I love her dearly but I'd want her her on my team. She's a retired special branch copper and seriously scary!

Smithers from Alex Rider.

Anne Hegarty

Takeshi Kitano