If you could send anybody to sort Putin, it would be...

[BertaHoon]

Charlie from Casualty.

He's been bombed, shot, stabbed, drugged, kneecapped, hobbled, lobotomised...*

And still he comes in for work.

*Some descriptions may be based on viewers own portrayal of incidents.

A proper old-fashioned Nanny. 'Stop that right now, Master Vladimir, or it'll be bed with no supper for you.'

Beowulf

Aye it's me ye wee bungalow dwelling pissed yer pants piece o shite. Which one of you lads sucks his cock eh? Cmon then, roll up... Or ye'll ave my wee festering nob to nibble on.

Oh sorry that was me as Bob Hoon. I'm really a middle aged lady from the Midlands 🤣

Jack Bauer

Ross Kemp

Granny Weatherwax! She’d have No Truck with this sort of thing 🧙‍♀️

The old archbishop of York. He would sort him out.

Oh yes - like Nanny from One of our Dinosaurs is Missing.

The Headless Horseman from Sleepy Hollow - undead and unkillable, focused on target, no collateral damage

Or Capt Jack Harkness - also unkillable

The Peaky Blinders would tunnel in and finish him off in no time.

The Rock

Or Sybil Vimes. With or without dragon. A woman descended from women who could send bandits home crying to their mothers with one good talking to…

Hannibal Lecter -- obviously.

Jill Tyrell from Nighty Night

"Hiya Vlad!"

Angua Von Uberwald

(+/- Carrot Ironfoundersson)

Indiana jones. Putin will be leaping about waving his nukes around, and indie will just roll his eyes, pull his gun out and bang!

I’d give him half an hour with one of our year 10 classes. He’d be rocking in a corner and crying for his mum.

I'd send in Bing. That faux whiny voice would send anyone insane within minutes.

Diane Morgan as Liz in Motherland

Tyson Fury

Could I volunteer a bunch of twats i don't like? Not because they'll be successful, but just so they are out of my way ...

Eleven from Stranger Things. She could spread the fingers on both her hands and nuke him.

Yoda would kick his butt.

You’re not wrang. 😂😂

This hamster. He wouldn't stand a chance 😄