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If you could send anybody to sort Putin, it would be...

322 replies

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:12

Charlie from Casualty.

He's been bombed, shot, stabbed, drugged, kneecapped, hobbled, lobotomised...*

And still he comes in for work.

*Some descriptions may be based on viewers own portrayal of incidents.

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ghostsandpumpkinsalready · 07/10/2022 19:23

My kid. She talks so much he would agree to end the war just to shut her up.
🤷‍♀️🤣

ColeensBoot · 07/10/2022 19:24

Supergran! Definitely

alwaysmovingforwards · 07/10/2022 19:25

I'd send scooby doo and the gang.

For 20 mins they'll make a bit of a hash if it, but at least it'll be funny
It'll then take 'em 5 mins to put the puzzle together and catch him.
Leaves the final 5 mins to have him tied to a chair, unmask who he really is and replay the clues that led them here.
Then scooby or shaggy will do or say something funny.

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:25

Mochudubh · 07/10/2022 19:22

Brian Blessed.

🤣

Now youuu comme oouttt hereeee RIGhTTT NOWWW

Ah am crap on me phone 🤣

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Puppypads · 07/10/2022 19:25

Several options: 1. Liam Neeson (obvs) 2. My mum as well (she's fucking terrifying) 3. My kids - they would talk him to death about Minecraft

Mochudubh · 07/10/2022 19:25

OhCobblers · 07/10/2022 19:23

Can't believe that no one has said Steven Seagal Grin

Yes, they're supposedly mats so he'd be able to get close. "Et tu Segal"

Buzzer3555 · 07/10/2022 19:25

My mother in law

heldinadream · 07/10/2022 19:26

Colombo. Drives his quarry nuts by being very clever while looking dumb. He'd run rings round Putin.

Ted27 · 07/10/2022 19:26

Ripley

Or my son - an afternoon of him wittering on about F1 would destroy anyone's will to live

Mochudubh · 07/10/2022 19:26

Mates

TokyoSushi · 07/10/2022 19:27

Maverick from Top Gun to do some sort of incredible mission!

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:27

Tatu!!!

Have em back!!

Like a boomerang grenade.

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PolkaDotMankini · 07/10/2022 19:27

I can't believe no one's said Jack Bauer. Although, he got LA nuked so probably not the best choice

Disney Corp. The baddie always gets zapped/shipped to Timbuktu and the goodies get a thoroughly happy ending.

ColeensBoot · 07/10/2022 19:28

We could send a posse?

Columbo, supergran and bcck up from die hard character (not Bruce Willis as he's not well)

Less avengers, more let's have a think then nick ya

lightlypoached · 07/10/2022 19:28

Dr Who, of course.

He can get into the bunker in his tardis then come up with some smart scheme to save the world.

He always does it. Smile

MrsMoastyToasty · 07/10/2022 19:30

Ray Mears. He'd cook him slowly over his primus stove. Then eat him up, bones included. No evidence left. Ray Mears will eat flipping anything.

Landlubber2019 · 07/10/2022 19:30

Villenelle, imagine that would be an incredible episode to watch with a nice glass of vino 🍷

ErrolTheDragon · 07/10/2022 19:31

Carrie from Homeland, she's already well positioned in Russia as an unofficial double agent,

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:32

ErrolTheDragon · 07/10/2022 19:31

Carrie from Homeland, she's already well positioned in Russia as an unofficial double agent,

Ooh I'd forgotten that.

On my list for series to revisit.

Paul Chuckle.

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Zosime · 07/10/2022 19:33

Dr Who, of course.

I was just coming to say The Doctor. 'Don't you think he looks tired?'

Or if you want someone who's had practice at saving the world, James T. Kirk. (Not Picard. He'd be too busy agonising about whether it was a breach of the Prime Directive.)

Toasty280 · 07/10/2022 19:34

Vin Disel and the crew from fast and furious

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:34

Captain Kirk!

Bringing out the big guts now 🤣

Guns.. I meant of course...

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MrsIronfoundersson · 07/10/2022 19:34

Bond .. James Bond. (Daniel Craig version) (or Sean Connery) (or George Lazenby)

RiftGibbon · 07/10/2022 19:35

Deadwood. He could probably have fun doing it.

emerald1981 · 07/10/2022 19:35

Ronnie Pickering!

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