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If you could send anybody to sort Putin, it would be...

322 replies

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:12

Charlie from Casualty.

He's been bombed, shot, stabbed, drugged, kneecapped, hobbled, lobotomised...*

And still he comes in for work.

*Some descriptions may be based on viewers own portrayal of incidents.

OP posts:
GladysGladioli · 07/10/2022 20:18

My step brother. He would bore Putin to death within 5 minutes.

TooMuchToDoTooLittleInclination · 07/10/2022 20:18

Who can get there the quickest? THEM

silverclock222 · 07/10/2022 20:18

Lorraine Kelly and Nicola Sturgeon with "one room nukes" that way 3 pains in the proverbial gone in one go.

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BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 20:19

Oh this has had me chuckling all night.

To think "Show me your Ring" is trending 🤣

I'm adding Phil n Holly to the recce queue!

OP posts:
Celestiel · 07/10/2022 20:20

TRA's and their supporters...

Watchthesunrise · 07/10/2022 20:21

Nanny McPhee

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 07/10/2022 20:22

My mother. She'll sort him out in no time at all.

lightisnotwhite · 07/10/2022 20:24

StopStartStop · 07/10/2022 19:18

Maria from the Sound of Music.

So so perfect.

Canthinkofaname79 · 07/10/2022 20:24

Mary Poppins, she wouldnt take any messing.

PathOfLeastResitance · 07/10/2022 20:25

Landlubber2019 · 07/10/2022 19:30

Villenelle, imagine that would be an incredible episode to watch with a nice glass of vino 🍷

Yes! She could really let her imagination run wild!

WalkingThroughTreacle · 07/10/2022 20:26

My vet. Neuter him and put the cone of shame on him. Job done for the aggressive little mongrel.

Maltester71 · 07/10/2022 20:27

Barry Grant

Gr33ngr33ngr4ss · 07/10/2022 20:27

Jackie Weaver

Boothss · 07/10/2022 20:27

Edna Mode

2X4B523P · 07/10/2022 20:28

The smoking man from X-Files.

Thenightcircus · 07/10/2022 20:28

Naga Munchetty from BBC News

runningthroughthefield · 07/10/2022 20:28

Barry Scott

‘Bang! And the twat is gone ‘

WildFlowerBees · 07/10/2022 20:31

Alan Titchmarsh, once he'd started reading one of his books to him Putin would happily do himself in.

cptartapp · 07/10/2022 20:31

Erling Haaland

MrsSkylerWhite · 07/10/2022 20:31

This thread is in the worst possible taste. How very dare you 😱.

(John McClane, obvs.)

limitededitionbarbie · 07/10/2022 20:31

That women from line of duty in character who is the rushed one from motherland. The women whose husband is always away.

Or Dawn from Gavin and Stacey.

BirmaBrite · 07/10/2022 20:32

Aunt Augusta , his demise would be most unfortunate, as she was very fond of him once, and there would be a smuggled Faberge egg as payment.

limitededitionbarbie · 07/10/2022 20:32

LaQuern · 07/10/2022 19:23

Jackie Weaver

Fucking yes. You have no authority here! Yes.

PerkingFaintly · 07/10/2022 20:33

pattihews · 07/10/2022 20:07

Miss Marple. Those knitting needles can be surprisingly sharp.

YES! Came on to say this.

Joan Hickson, of course.

She'd wither him with a look over her glasses. Then shake her head and say, "Yes, Dolly dear. It really was quite wicked."

Useyourfork · 07/10/2022 20:33

Ann Robinson or Borat