If you could send anybody to sort Putin, it would be...

[BertaHoon]

Charlie from Casualty.

He's been bombed, shot, stabbed, drugged, kneecapped, hobbled, lobotomised...*

And still he comes in for work.

*Some descriptions may be based on viewers own portrayal of incidents.

Ant & Dec

Some poorly made pickles. I believe botulism is undetectable but kills quite quickly.

Robbie Jackson and Wellard.

John McAleese.

Simon Cowell or Nigel Lythgoe (nasty judge on Pop Idol)

Jack Bauer. Apparently Kieffer Sutherland is touring with his band right now, which sounds like the best cover story - so that's already sorted and you can guarantee he'll get the job done in a day.

Wellard 🤣

Mo Mowlam.

my final team…
sybil fawlty
judy murray
vicky mcclure
villanelle
JKR
and CJ from the west wing

Vera.

She'd say "come on Pet" and he would break down, confess all and allow himself to be taken away.

Mary Poppins. She’d have Russian troops out of other nations’ territories AND make them clean up behind themselves.

Blackadder, Baldrick and Lord Percy. Baldrick to have a cunning plan, the other 2 to help execute it as well as Blackadder looking sexy in his tights 😂

Brian Blessed, in full-on roaring mode.

This made me laugh 😁

My spaniel he would persuade him out the bunker to take him a walk or at least make him open the bunker door every ten mins and stand there looking at him for another ten minutes plenty of opportunity a sniper to take him out!

She would have got the job done without doubt.
She would have made Putin feel like a little ashamed school boy after giving her NI peace talk history.

I would have sent in Zelensky himself but he's resulted to playground taunts.

Back to Jackie Weaver then!

Ps I can't risk Vicky McClure.

Corrie has never been the same since Blanche died....makes Evelyn look like a pussy cat!

Esmerelda Weatherwax.

Joanna Lumley

La Femme Nikita - Peta Wilson. She would make it look effortless and look gorgeous at the same time 😂
Seriously - why doesn’t the UN have a Nikita equivalent???

An excellent show

Has anyone said the woman from the zoom parish meeting - oh yes - Jackie Weaver?

amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/feb/05/handforth-insults-and-expletives-turn-parish-council-meeting-into-internet-sensation