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If you could send anybody to sort Putin, it would be...

322 replies

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:12

Charlie from Casualty.

He's been bombed, shot, stabbed, drugged, kneecapped, hobbled, lobotomised...*

And still he comes in for work.

*Some descriptions may be based on viewers own portrayal of incidents.

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DubiousGoals · 07/10/2022 19:45

Brian Boitano.

He'd make a plan and see it through
That's what Brian Boitano would do

Libre2 · 07/10/2022 19:45

I see I cross posted with @User12398712

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BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:46

Pipsickl · 07/10/2022 19:44

You do not have authority to be this funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

Said nobody to me ever. Until now. 🤣

OP posts:
DubiousGoals · 07/10/2022 19:46

BTW love your username @BertaHoon

AnuSTart · 07/10/2022 19:46

NooNakedJacuzziness · 07/10/2022 19:22

The Fonz

We have a winner!

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

TheSausageKingofChicago · 07/10/2022 19:46

Gary Windass from Corrie.

He has the military background, previous as a hitman and is sneaky enough to get away with it

WonderingWanda · 07/10/2022 19:47

Crocodile Dundee!

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BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:47

DubiousGoals · 07/10/2022 19:46

BTW love your username @BertaHoon

Ah you know I am?

A wee canny fan(ny) eh?

Love him. And Logan.

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Kevinbaconsrealwife · 07/10/2022 19:47

My wonderful, late mum….. warm, loving and a great mum but fuck me she was a tough little old Irish lady…. Put I would have been given his pedigree by her !!! Rest in Peace sweetheart x

ThreeLeggedCat · 07/10/2022 19:47

My son.

DS would chat to him endlessly and Putin wouldn’t have time (or the space in his brain) to fight a war.

Beeinmybonnets · 07/10/2022 19:48

Miriam Margoleys. She doesn't really stand for any nonsense.

Kevinbaconsrealwife · 07/10/2022 19:48

Putin not Put I

EarlofShrewsbury · 07/10/2022 19:48

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:27

Tatu!!!

Have em back!!

Like a boomerang grenade.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OnTheRunWithMannyMontana · 07/10/2022 19:48

Dead pool. 100%

CormoranStrike · 07/10/2022 19:49

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:44

How could I forget my literary brother Bob Hoon.

Bob Hoon has my vote, it only if records his speech before he attacks him.

TheSausageKingofChicago · 07/10/2022 19:49

On second thoughts: Shaft

He’s the cat who won’t cop out, when there’s danger all about

user654387811 · 07/10/2022 19:49

Any wee wummun from Glasgow. They would get him telt and none of his shite.

GlacindaTheTroll · 07/10/2022 19:50

Ziva, with Gibbs and Tony as back up.

Tezza1 · 07/10/2022 19:50

@Mochudubh Brian Blessed? In full Henry V armour? He was quite terrifying, wasn't he, without even raising his voice.

RainbowCat26 · 07/10/2022 19:51

Beverley Goldberg!

She can get anything done!

Jackienory · 07/10/2022 19:51

007

User12398712 · 07/10/2022 19:51

Libre2 · 07/10/2022 19:45

I see I cross posted with @User12398712

Although with further thought, I'm revising my opinion. Colin Robinson might just drive him to hit the big red button and end it all. 😂

spanktastic · 07/10/2022 19:51

Jason bourne

comfortablyfrumpy · 07/10/2022 19:52

If not Bruce Willis ...

Hyacinth Bucket.
She would make sure he minded his manners and would certainly point out that going somewhere uninvited really is the height of rudeness. Ditto Margo Leadbetter.
I can't see him standing up to either of them.

Failing that, Baldrick. He would definitely have a Cunning Plan.

GlacindaTheTroll · 07/10/2022 19:52

DH just suggested The Invisible Man