whats the stupidist thing you've ever had a social media ban for?

[VelvetChairGirl]

I have a 24 hour ban on facebook now for saying "you're a dog mate" to a man/woman with a dog avatar, who asked if I was a child because my avatar is a cartoon.

I previously got a ban on facebook for saying "I wish we had a store here" in the comments to a shop advertisement.

A couple. One on Twitter for referring to a man as he.
Second one on FB when someone asked who a "famous" comedienne was. I posted a copy of the front page of The Times.

For selling counterfeit sportswear.

It wasn't counterfeit, it was genuine. And I was giving it away for free.

A pic of 2 very fat swastika tattooed white supremacists with the reddit comments
"White Suprematits" and
"Adolf Titler"
Apparently it was encouraging discrimination against a protected group

I was messaging a friend in a Facebook group about hiking. he was wondering whether to join a hike because it was too long. I told him that if he fell behind I'd be there to kick his arse.

30 days ban for bullying and harassment. Even after they reviewed it.

I had a YouTube ban for commenting on a video critiquing a rapper. Part way through, yt-er had a question, why does rapper do this? I answered. Immediate bam. Took YouTube 2 weeks to reinstate my account and they never said specifically why I was booted. I share a lot of baby videos with grandparents using YouTube.