My vibrator has disappeared…

[Ummmwhereisit]

Name changed for this because vibrators.

I’m home alone and was about to indulge in a spot of alone time before having a quick nap.

My vibrator is not in the hidden box in my bedside drawer as usual. I have absolutely no idea where it is. I’ve searched my partners bedside drawer and it’s not there either. I use it infrequently so can’t recall when I had it last but I’m 99.99% certain it will have gone back in the box that it always does… it’s an old box for something unrelated, think iPhone type, with an insert in and the vibrator sits neatly underneath so even if someone were to open the drawer and get as far as opening the box they wouldn’t necessarily know it was there. Obviously partner knew.

We had a few days away last week and both the cleaner and my parents had keys for the house. I was away last night and am not long home.

Where the fuck is it and who the fuck has moved it?

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@movingsoon13

This reminds me of the time me and my partner had moved house for me to start university and I had put it in the top drawer in the living room, a university friend who was working on a project with me came back one day to work on the project whilst having dinner, I was in and out quite a bit due to cooking , I only noticed a few days later that mine had vanished, my partner swore he hadn't moved it (he quite liked it) and I never thought much of it until the same friend who came round told a group of us at a party that him and his girlfriend 'had started experimenting with toys' as they were both quite prudish typically. I did wonder if he had stolen it from the top drawer in the living room. Mortified.

Eeew!

NNo offence, but I don't care who you are, how clean you are or how thoroughly you clean your vibrator - I wouldn't want to use anyone else's "personal toy".

My high school boyfriend and I wanted to watch a movie back in VCR days and needed the remote to work for the inputs. Batteries dead and he knew exactly where to get them!

His mom came home and asked how we fixed the remote and where we found spare batteries as they were out.

She was not impressed by his ingenuity. 😂

If it makes you feel any better I came home from with the other day to walk past my bedroom window (bungalow) and find my dildo on the windowsill!… I know my child innocently had something to do with it.

Mortified!… My husband looked if it was a signal for the post man

I really don't think it would be the DC. The thought makes me want to throw up

I'd say your partner is the culprit.

*Op I should have added, if it was the ick, it wasn't anything you did wrong, and doesn't mean he's a dick, it's just one of those things a lot of the time.

I quite fancied a guy in work once, was all set to say yes if he ever asked me out, then one day, he came in wearing the same coat my dad always wears, and that was the end of that, I couldn't flirt with him any more. Another guy asked me out, and I realised on our date, that he smiled/laughed just like another male relative of mine. That was the end of that, as soon as I noticed I made my excuses and left

Both lovely guys, but just no.

Probably in a river somewhere by now:

Oops sorry wrong thread!

But while I'm here, I'll add that I used to peek through my mums private stuff too. I was extremely inquisitive as a child (and now I'm a nosy adult ), she had some fairly raunchy stuff in one particular drawer. I remember showing a friend, was was totally shocked, as her mum didn't have anything like that where her dd could find it, at least

My ds isn't nosy, but I probably should find some way to hide my own toys etc, instead of just stuffing them into a bedside drawer, just in case.

@Squiff70

I had visions of your cleaner having 'borrowed' the box, thinking it contained something valuable and tried to sell it in CEX

Re. A lockable box. I keep mine in a lockable box which doesn't have a key. It's a four-digit number lock on a 'cosmetics' case which only I know the number for. For God's sake just don't forget the number or you're truly fucked. Or not, as the case may be.

As a teen, I had a tiny penis thing that used to expand when soaked in water. It was perfect for hiding because it shrank back down when it dried out after use. It was all well and good until it vanished out of my room after my dad had been in there, never to be seen again

Are you sure it wasn't just a tampon?

@whatamesssss a tampon with veins? And balls?

Change the bed sheets that's where I found mine.

[quote oakleaffy]@DoorWasAJar
Re lurcher who ate the actual “Penis” and left the bollocks,
I too asked if she was ok…
Silicone can lodge in stomachs of Pets.

That was years ago while Lurcher was young- She’s an older dog now, and fortunately ok

She also swallows Tennis 🎾 ball “ skins” and doesn’t suffer ill effects!
She is a Bull Lurcher.[/quote]
Omg I read the first line as 'Re LURKER....' and thought you were referring to a PP...luckily I carried on and saw the word 'pets' 🤣🤣🙈

Did you ask your dh op?

A whisk?

My (now ex) DSS took mine. His dad just would not believe it and kept thinking of other places I "must" have left it but I knew it had been there and was gone. In the end DSS admitted it.

Yuck.

Ask your parents, ask the kids, ask the cleaner embarrassing to do, but you'll get ghe answer and you'll get over it.

[quote Squiff70]@whatamesssss a tampon with veins? And balls?[/quote]
🤣🤣🤣 Clearly a "deluxe" tampon

I remember a school friend showing me her dms vibrators. I was horrified and grossed right out.

Maybe I should hide mine better. Wouldn't imagine my dc going through my drawers but from this thread it sounds pretty common

@PussGirl

Is your navel rotating?

OMG. Brilliant 😂

This is reminding me of when I was at secondary school and one of the girls bought in her Mum's vibrator. We were all in fits at the time of course, but now I cringe for her Mum! I hope that isn't what has happened for you.

Never mind the lost item in question, i want to know more about the expanding and shrinking thing. Is it like those flannels kids get?

@winewolfhowls

Never mind the lost item in question, i want to know more about the expanding and shrinking thing. Is it like those flannels kids get?

Nope! We're going back over 20 years here. My memory isn't that good!

@MsWalterMitty

If it makes you feel any better I came home from with the other day to walk past my bedroom window (bungalow) and find my dildo on the windowsill!… I know my child innocently had something to do with it.

Mortified!… My husband looked if it was a signal for the post man

Fucking brilliant 😂😂

How old is your DC?

Is your DH a football fan or one of your DC?

Before anyone thinks I am posting on the wrong thread - it is a relevant question.

I won’t name the football club (as it may be in OP’s area and be outing) , but there have been protests recently. One game, fans threw hundreds of tennis balls on the pitch. The latest idea is to throw vibrators.

You might find yourself reclaiming it from lost property at this particular football club!

I once came home to a house tidied by the cleaner to find my bed made and the vibrator centred in the middle of the pillow.
I was mortified

I'm invested and need to know what's happened to your vibrator.