What easy things are you just shit at?

[coastergirl]

It's ridiculous. I'm a 37 year old woman. I have 2 kids, a job I love. I function reasonably well!

I cannot butter bread. I make a complete mess of it. Holes in the bread etc. I can't blame it on hard butter because I use marg.

I'm ill and bored. Please make me feel better by telling me the "easy" things you're shit at.

keeping house plants alive. Whenever I ask people how they do it, they look at me like I'm an idiot and mutter "water, air, sun, food". I provide all of these things and I am still surrounded by dessicated vegetation.

Poaching eggs. Just can't do it. They always stick to the bottom of the pan.

Cooking rice , unless it's boil in the bag it's always ended up inedible :(

Using a TV when there is more than 1 remote available...
Ds 7 usually fixes it!!

I cannot fry an egg for shit.

Parking. And I mean easy parking, even a bay is a struggle.

Bowling

Poaching eggs
Parking
Making sensible contributions in meetings

Life?

Can't make a decent stir fry. Can make lots of other really quite complex dishes, but every time I attempt a stir fry, I get a bowl of stuff that manages to be both burnt and raw.

Mine is egg related too .

I have only ever once got a boiled egg just right. And that was by accident & about 30 years ago.

Running. Even as a skinny child in infant school, I couldn't run. I've had times in my life where I've really got a lot fitter and I still couldn't run, despite holding my own in hiit and spin classes. Just can't do it

Making tea in a mug. Works every time in the tea pot, in a mug it tastes like coloured water.

Doing up a rubbish bag. I cannot do it without garbage juice ending up all over the floor, coffee granules spilling out, or ripping the bag itself.

Parking
Eyeshadow
Eyeliner

Making my lunch for the next day! I always think I won’t be hungry or will do it in the morning. Then in the morning I’m rushing so always miss lunch or have a rubbish lunch

Left and right, already get confused !

@JacketOnTheHook

Life?

You stole my line!

Riding a bike.
33 and still can't do it

Riding a bike

OP I am also rubbish at buttering bread. Are you left handed by any chance?

Eating spaghetti with a fork and spoon where they do the twirly thing into the spoon bit...makes no sense!!!

Clicking my fingers
Pushing a supermarket trolley

Working out exchange rates of currency...if one goes up and the other goes down does it mean you get more or less...arrghh, I have to close my eyes and think about it really carefully

Golf.

I’m really sporty, always been good at sports, great hand eye coordination.

Cannot hit that little fucking ball for shit.

Read instructions for anything tech! My mind goes blank. I get irate. I hate technology.