I am artistically staging my house for sale

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What do you think? I can take constructive criticism as long as you are not mean. Who needs an estate agent. Photos to follow. Obviously I have had to cut them so I can't be identified.

The beautiful splashback in the kitchen

Quartz worksurface

The Sports Direct mug adds £1.50 to the value.

Quality chrome bathroom fittings

Photo

Wow, what area are you in....I wonder if this is within budget for us

Laminate flooring throughout

Any ‘original period features’ OP?

@NotquitewhatImeant

Any ‘original period features’ OP?

The cat's been here a while

Has it been sympathetically restored?

A stunt pineapple next to the Sports Direct mug would make all the difference. (And a turd in the litter tray).

Are the accessories in the photos included?

@Deadringer

Are the accessories in the photos included?

Accessories are extra

And only if we can bear to part

Oooo can I have the empty loo roll for my crafts?

@IDoAllMyOwnStunts

A stunt pineapple next to the Sports Direct mug would make all the difference. (And a turd in the litter tray).

I could take another photo in the morning of the litter tray! Obviously only if it doesn't sell tonight 🤣

Embracing my inner art critic, I think the chrome bathroom fitting would be better with one solitary sheet of loo roll. Would give the composition more depth somehow.

@Pyri

Has it been sympathetically restored?

Wow I had no idea cat restoration was a thing. Ours could do with a little work 😂

Very good op, keep 'em coming, I need a laugh!

Slovenia rumpled bed linen in spare bedroom please.

Can I join in? Friendly magnets.

Slovenly 🙄

Very good 😄

Just today I had a trawl around Rightmove and have seen photos of
-a full kitchen bin,
-full sink drying rack,
-what might have been a lovely vegetable patch a few years ago but is now a selection of rank weeds,
-a dog clearly disturbed from its nap
-a stack of jigsaws on the floor in suspiciously the same place in the hallway where I have my pile of crap for the charity shop
-unmade beds

Some inspiration for you?

Just realised the picture of the fitted wardrobes hasn't loaded. Here it is. Quality wardrobes throughout.