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I am artistically staging my house for sale

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Oldh · 03/02/2022 17:38

What do you think? I can take constructive criticism as long as you are not mean. Who needs an estate agent. Photos to follow. Obviously I have had to cut them so I can't be identified.

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Oldh · 03/02/2022 17:39

The beautiful splashback in the kitchen

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Oldh · 03/02/2022 17:40

Quartz worksurface

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OneRingToRuleThemAll · 03/02/2022 17:40

The Sports Direct mug adds £1.50 to the value.

Oldh · 03/02/2022 17:41

Quality chrome bathroom fittings

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Oldh · 03/02/2022 17:42

Photo

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Thunderpunt · 03/02/2022 17:43

Wow, what area are you in....I wonder if this is within budget for us

Oldh · 03/02/2022 17:44

Laminate flooring throughout

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NotquitewhatImeant · 03/02/2022 17:46
Grin

Any ‘original period features’ OP?

Oldh · 03/02/2022 17:47

@NotquitewhatImeant

Grin

Any ‘original period features’ OP?

The cat's been here a while
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Pyri · 03/02/2022 17:48

Has it been sympathetically restored?

IDoAllMyOwnStunts · 03/02/2022 17:51

A stunt pineapple next to the Sports Direct mug would make all the difference. (And a turd in the litter tray).

Deadringer · 03/02/2022 17:54

Are the accessories in the photos included?

Oldh · 03/02/2022 17:58

@Deadringer

Are the accessories in the photos included?
Accessories are extra
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Oldh · 03/02/2022 17:59

And only if we can bear to part

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refraction · 03/02/2022 18:00

Oooo can I have the empty loo roll for my crafts?

Oldh · 03/02/2022 18:01

@IDoAllMyOwnStunts

A stunt pineapple next to the Sports Direct mug would make all the difference. (And a turd in the litter tray).
I could take another photo in the morning of the litter tray! Obviously only if it doesn't sell tonight 🤣
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titchy · 03/02/2022 18:02

Embracing my inner art critic, I think the chrome bathroom fitting would be better with one solitary sheet of loo roll. Would give the composition more depth somehow.

HMBB · 03/02/2022 18:03

@Pyri

Has it been sympathetically restored?
Wow I had no idea cat restoration was a thing. Ours could do with a little work 😂
ValBiro · 03/02/2022 18:04

Very good op, keep 'em coming, I need a laugh! Grin

ChaosTrulyReigns · 03/02/2022 18:08

Slovenia rumpled bed linen in spare bedroom please.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 03/02/2022 18:15

Can I join in? Friendly magnets.

I am artistically staging my house for sale
ChaosTrulyReigns · 03/02/2022 18:16

Slovenly 🙄

pilates · 03/02/2022 18:16

Very good 😄

HelloKeith · 03/02/2022 18:22

Just today I had a trawl around Rightmove and have seen photos of
-a full kitchen bin,
-full sink drying rack,
-what might have been a lovely vegetable patch a few years ago but is now a selection of rank weeds,
-a dog clearly disturbed from its nap
-a stack of jigsaws on the floor in suspiciously the same place in the hallway where I have my pile of crap for the charity shop
-unmade beds

Some inspiration for you?

Oldh · 03/02/2022 18:31

Just realised the picture of the fitted wardrobes hasn't loaded. Here it is. Quality wardrobes throughout.

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