Phrases you hate reading on mumsnet

[Ohmycron]

I’ve been on mumsnet for about 18 years and you know what, if I read about people putting ducks in a row once more I might go mental.
What phrase do you hate.

Also cut and colour. I know it’s not a mumsnst phrase but it just is so God awful

Kitchen supper

‘Crack on’ or ‘You crack on’
You do you.

Give your head a wobble. It makes me want to slap people when they say that. I've only seen it on MN though.

I also hate Ducks in a row ! Bunfight used to drive me nuts but it seems to have died out which suits me.

I allow all of these to be banned. Well done. 🏅

Would you accept "Fast forward to six months later"?

Grim.
Vile.
Put your big girl pants on. Even worse is 'put your big girl panties on'

‘Picky bits’ eurgh

LTB as an answer to everything.

For banning, I mean, obviously.

Hi soup. ;)

Yes to all those. PICKY FUCKING BITS

@TooMuchPaper

Grim. Vile. Put your big girl pants on. Even worse is 'put your big girl panties on'

🤮

Think.

As in “a hobby, think crocheting “

You mean

“A hobby, similar to /like, for example, crocheting “

What on earth is a bun fight ?

Penis beaker, it’s a vile thought. Sorry to pp for using the word vile.

Cancel the cheque
Any reference to Snapped and Farted 😑
CF

In the bin please 👍🏼

"Didn't want to read and run." by people who have nothing to say, but want to sound sympathetic, (and see their name on the screen)

When people refer to their child's body parts as tiny. They're two, of course their hands are going to be small compared to an adult's but they're perfectly proportionate to their size. Incredibly petty I know but every time I see it I want to start singing "Your tiny hand is frozen" and it annoys me.

"I couldn't read and run".

Why is it necessary to declare that? Just type your reply like everyone else.

It makes the poster sound so self important, like they're so very busy but just had to treat the OP to their opinion first.

"Vote with your feet." I can't bear it.

Hate the smug HTH

Balonz. Every single baby name thread seems to have Balonz as a suggestion. It stopped being funny the first time.

'Wow. Just wow.' This one really grates on me, but I'm not sure why! 🤷‍♀️

I've read an awful lot of "having cuddles", "having snuggle time" "snuggle up" usually when talking about babies/children. I suppose it should be a nice thing but it drives me mad. Also people calling themselves mummy/daddy. Usually are talking to adults, use the words mum and dad!