Things that can fuck off

[Marianne1234]

Light hearted (sort of)

• Covid (obviously)
• late December birthdays
• Birthday parties the weekend before Christmas
• Sherry shortage in the local supermarket
• price stickers that don’t come off without leaving a mark on the item
• covid again for good measure and the fucking related anxiety about catching it this week and ruining Christmas

Gaaaaah

Having had to spend all bloody day so far waiting in for an Amazon delivery because the other family members are all out and I can't go out until one of them gets back and takes over waiting duty.

Everything.

Diarrhoea

• foggy mornings
• insomnia
• paid employment
• covid of course

This is the first day of my first break in 3.5 months, so just at the moment pretty much any and everything can fuck off, the vacuum, my poor partner, any noise, that man who knocked at the door TWICE - I was busy, leave it on the doorstep and fuck away with you.

• covid
• Boris
• AJ and Kai having to leave Strictly
• my noisy neighbours
• my acne
• periods

• All the strange food taking up space in supermarket - pig in blanket flavoured crisps, cream with baileys in etc.
• Traffic
• Face masks & other things covid related
• Elf updates on FB

Yes agree - Boris too 🙌🏻

Traffic

Omg yes to the elf updates. Boring with the added bonus of making me feel guilty for not doing the elf.

My mil wanting my dc to go to hers for a sleepover. THEY DON'T WANT TO!!! (I'm sick of being nice and making excuses. Just 'NO- FUCK OFF) And have you heard of Covid?

Pronouns

The end of the roll of sellotape that can't be found. Ever.

@converseandjeans
The fact that you can only get baileys cream at Christmas can fuck off. It’s beautiful.

Covid can FO with bells on. We live overseas and DS was due to fly over next week, but of course he now has Covid so can’t come 😢
So Christmas can also FO, can’t be bothered now. It’s DHs birthday next week too and that can FO too.
No sherry shortage where we are, barrels of the stuff cheap as chips!
We’ve just all got to grin and bear it for another year. Here’s to Christmas 2022 being much better for everyone.

Stroppy teenagers.

Wrapping presents and writing cards. Also putting up Christmas decorations. Cooking Christmas dinner. Shopping at Christmas. Traffic at Christmas.

In fact all things Christmas

This drizzly weather.

@Billyliarohdear

My mil wanting my dc to go to hers for a sleepover. THEY DON'T WANT TO!!! (I'm sick of being nice and making excuses. Just 'NO- FUCK OFF) And have you heard of Covid?

Mine asked my (then) three year old. “Do you want to go out for a coffee sometime and you can have a hot chocolate?”

She just politely went “no thank you”

That was that. Never asked again.
I mean she’s never bothered before or since, so why would the child want to go?!?

Half my house I'm trying to tidy ive thrown stuff away SO MUCH STUFF HAS GONE yet there is still more waiting to go to good for the bin charity shops not wanting it freegle not wanting it so what the actual FUCK do I do with it all why is it breeding

Also covid

Waistbands
Pronouns
Covid
Insomnia
Baltic fucking weather

The Inland Revenue sending a tax demand just before Xmas

Panettone

Sellotape that won’t stick

H M Government

Prince fucking Andrew riding in Windsor Park with a fucking great smirk on his bloated face.

Covid and anything related to Covid, in particular lockdowns

Brexit

Boris Johnson (I was a lifelong Conservative voter until he came along)

Spiders

Expensive wrapping paper that is tissue paper thin and disintegrates as soon as it is touched by scissors. Might as well have bought it in home bargains