Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8
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bearlyactive · 11/12/2021 13:57
OLD THREAD HERE
Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?
My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!
My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?
x2boys · 11/12/2021 14:02
33 pence
Will this thread be full by Xmas?
Bagadverts · 11/12/2021 23:16
Of course - all Santa’s elves will be asking and answering 
How many elves live with Father Christmas?
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 12/12/2021 02:14
None as he's built a special village for his elves to live in called Elveden Forest.
Some of the elves like to rent out their homes to Center Parcs.
Have you been to Center Parcs & did you enjoy it?
x2boys · 12/12/2021 12:54
Yes and No
Do we think Da Rulez will change next week?
Bagadverts · 12/12/2021 15:16
Yes - spending Christmas in France and becoming les règles.
Who is making the rules now?
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 12/12/2021 17:53
Sooty & Sweep possibly.......
Does he really really really like me & will he call me maybe?
Or have I just overdosed on Carly Rae Jepson?
Ellmau · 12/12/2021 23:51
He is in love with you, as you are a character in a Hallmark Christmas film.
Who are you played by?
newreality1 · 13/12/2021 06:59
Elmo
What present would my teenager most appreciate?
MissCrowley · 13/12/2021 07:55
A hamper full of cleaning stuff
Why is it raining?
bearlyactive · 13/12/2021 09:47
The sky is crying.
What would make the sky happy again?
x2boys · 13/12/2021 13:00
For Bojo to brush his hair
Do you like oranges ?
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 13/12/2021 14:44
Yes I love avocados
Have you ever been injured by a fruit or vegetable?
LaBellina · 13/12/2021 14:47
No I have never been injured by a bread.
Does a mojito contain lime?
x2boys · 13/12/2021 15:46
No it contains potatoes
What is lemonade made of ?
Bagadverts · 13/12/2021 18:08
Vodka and orange juice
Who should I invite to the massive party I’m having on Friday?
x2boys · 13/12/2021 18:12
I hear the colleagues at number 10 enjoy a good party
What are the ingredients of chocolate?
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 13/12/2021 18:20
Flirting via messenger mixed with alpaca wool & a sprinkle of cocoa.
The object of my desires has message me & accepted my challenge of an arm wrestling match! What should I do?
x2boys · 13/12/2021 18:24
Challenge them to a tiddley winks match
Will Tiddley winks ever be an Olympic sport ?
Ellmau · 13/12/2021 18:52
Yes, it's set to be launched at Paris 2024 as a demonstration sport and the real thing at LA.
What will be the next Olympic city to be announced?
x2boys · 13/12/2021 19:09
The Vatican city
Will the Cardinals have their own team?
NinaDefoe · 13/12/2021 19:25
Yes, they will all be wearing the same red and black Lycra team kit. It’s been ordered already and everyone is in training.
Why is the moon white?
housemaus · 13/12/2021 20:02
Accidentally put it in with a bleach wash - sorry.
Why can't I concentrate today?
Nonicknamesforcatapillars · 13/12/2021 20:08
I think it was too many baked beans.
What shall I get the cat for Christmas?
x2boys · 13/12/2021 20:23
A dog
Is the object of @TracyBeakerSoYeah desires Dave ?
bearlyactive · 13/12/2021 20:37
No, Bob.
Do you know a Bob?
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