Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

[bearlyactive]

OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

[x2boys]

33 pence
Will this thread be full by Xmas?

[Bagadverts]

Of course - all Santa’s elves will be asking and answering

How many elves live with Father Christmas?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

None as he's built a special village for his elves to live in called Elveden Forest.
Some of the elves like to rent out their homes to Center Parcs.

Have you been to Center Parcs & did you enjoy it?

[x2boys]

Yes and No
Do we think Da Rulez will change next week?

[Bagadverts]

Yes - spending Christmas in France and becoming les règles.

Who is making the rules now?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Sooty & Sweep possibly.......

Does he really really really like me & will he call me maybe?
Or have I just overdosed on Carly Rae Jepson?

[Ellmau]

He is in love with you, as you are a character in a Hallmark Christmas film.

Who are you played by?

[newreality1]

Elmo

What present would my teenager most appreciate?

[MissCrowley]

A hamper full of cleaning stuff

Why is it raining?

[bearlyactive]

The sky is crying.

What would make the sky happy again?

[x2boys]

For Bojo to brush his hair
Do you like oranges ?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Yes I love avocados

Have you ever been injured by a fruit or vegetable?

[LaBellina]

No I have never been injured by a bread.

Does a mojito contain lime?

[x2boys]

No it contains potatoes
What is lemonade made of ?

[Bagadverts]

Vodka and orange juice

Who should I invite to the massive party I’m having on Friday?

[x2boys]

I hear the colleagues at number 10 enjoy a good party
What are the ingredients of chocolate?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Flirting via messenger mixed with alpaca wool & a sprinkle of cocoa.

The object of my desires has message me & accepted my challenge of an arm wrestling match! What should I do?

[x2boys]

Challenge them to a tiddley winks match
Will Tiddley winks ever be an Olympic sport ?

[Ellmau]

Yes, it's set to be launched at Paris 2024 as a demonstration sport and the real thing at LA.

What will be the next Olympic city to be announced?

[x2boys]

The Vatican city
Will the Cardinals have their own team?

[NinaDefoe]

Yes, they will all be wearing the same red and black Lycra team kit. It’s been ordered already and everyone is in training.

Why is the moon white?

[housemaus]

Accidentally put it in with a bleach wash - sorry.

Why can't I concentrate today?

[Nonicknamesforcatapillars]

I think it was too many baked beans.

What shall I get the cat for Christmas?

[x2boys]

A dog
Is the object of @TracyBeakerSoYeah desires Dave ?

[bearlyactive]

No, Bob.

Do you know a Bob?